Online Dating
I know people don’t believe that online dating is the biggest pain in the ass and biggest waste of time known to man, so this will be a continuing Blog on its own to PROVE to you nay-sayers that it truly is bullshit and I have no idea why I succumb to it time after time. At least now I don’t really take it seriously, it’s more of a “well I’m bored, let’s go fishing” kind of thing.
So I’m going to subject myself to this crap purely for the reader’s enjoyment. I promise to document every email I get from a man, along w/ a physical description, as well as what he wrote and the highlights of his profile. We’ll see what you guys thing of the prospects in wonderful Canton, Ohio after you see what kind of shit is actually out there.
So here goes – and so you have the full picture, here’s what my profile says (and yes, I put no booty calls b/c I am a germaphobe and the last thing I need is 100 guys with crabs to be calling me for ass – I prefer to establish my own booty calls rather than interview them LOL):
About Me
Dating was not this hard in my 20′s – o yea, I wasn’t dating, I was engaged to my ex-husband in my 20′s LOL I’m a stable, fun, smart-alec, looking for the same LOL.
We’ve all got skeletons in our closets – I believe in leaving them there – past mistakes/drama/oopsies have no relevance with a new relationship – it’s what u do NOW that matters, not what u did to someone else. I’m open and honest – I expect the same in whoever I date. I’m not a clinger, I like a healthy amount of attention balanced with a healthy amount of alone time. I’ve got a new personal trainer, I’m looking forward to transforming myself into a healthy, almost-35 year old woman with her whole life ahead of her. I’m not desperately lonely and will not be planning our wedding after our 1st date LOL
So let’s see…. Some random tidbits….Love 80s music – and rock and metallica, kid rock, beethoven, country… Just about everything!I have a cat I love to torment. I have 6 strategically placed tattoo’s 
I can spell supercalifragilisticexpealidocious I will cut my hair off on a whim and the color is always changing…I don’t lie or cheat – life’s too short for BS. I love my family and am close to them without being suffocated. I don’t fit into any particular mold – my interests are far reaching and ever-changing…I love to read, I make a great breakfast while camping and crochet on the side (6 months on crutches, I was bored, it stuck).
Wanna know more? Drop me a line!! Email me! Not looking for booty calls, please. I’m a curvy, confident, sexy woman, looking for a great match.
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Hi! how are you doing ? i just go through your comment and develope interest on knowing more about you , i am a man of 32years old try i get back to my by email (mikel_20008@yahoo.com)so we will know more about each other.have a nice day hoping to hear from you soon.
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