My online dating self-sacrifice for ur enjoyment
Today’s contestant in the Online Dating Game is…..Rick aka shepp88.
Let me preface by saying yes, I am one of those people who does not respond unless I’m interested. Goes for dating emails, normal emails, text messages, phone calls. I get the idea when someone does it to me, I expect men to get the picture as well.
Rick emailed me on Tuesday and again today. First message “Hi your very pretty I would love to get to know you write ask anything. Write me back.” Now to be honest, I didn’t even check my email this week on the site so on Thursday, he sends this “Hi your beautiful I would love to talk hear more about you just write me if you like and ask anything.”
Ok – haven’t even gone to the profile yet (doing so right now) but, as an amateur writer, I would hope you have at least noticed my fondness for punctuation. A period, a comma here and there – lovely ways to write a complete sentence.
Ok, sarcasm aside (yea right) let’s see what Rick is all about. He’s 39 by the way. He’s not the scariest looking guy I’ve ever seen but not one I would chummy up with at a bar. He’s wearing a Tesla t-shirt (ok, yes, I love the 80’s but rarely do I wear T-shirts advertising big hair bands – by the way, it’s also pristine aka perfectly preserved). He lives in Struthers, Ohio (which the site helpfully informs me is 39 miles away). Average body type, salt and pepper (and feathered by the way) hair, Catholic and is not sure of his politics. REALLY? You don’t know your political persuasion huh? Ok, let’s keep reading….doesn’t disclose his occupation, is divorced, does not have nor does he want kids.
Ok – so let’s see his intro. Again, typed just as he has it….
“hi im 39 yrs old no kids. i am honest ,caring and a good guy who needs a good women .from age 26 to 45. i also love my family very much my parents and brother and sister and her 2 kids.i love music I and metallica is my fav.also motley crue.alice in chains,.i also love movies drama mostly.i love law and order too all of them. I have been hurt in the past but im not giving up.mostly for being to nice.”
Ok sorry but when reading your profile intro requires a cipher, I stop right there.
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