Quotes I like
There’s nothing I love better than a good, or completely sarcastic, inspirational quote. So here are some I’ve collected all year…..
If homosexuality is a disease, let’s all call in queer to work: “Hello. Can’t work today. Still Queer.” -Robin Tyler
Food is like sex – when you abstain, even the worst stuff begins to look good. – Beth McCollister
I’m a red-blooded woman who doesn’t feel guilty about making love. If a lover wants to experiment with handcuffs, then that’s fair enough for me! What’s the point in holding back that side of your personality if it’s horny and turns you both on? – Christina Aguilera
A woman isn’t complete without a man. But where do you find a man – a real man – these days? – Lauren Bacall
[My] cleavage is a distraction to me. It screws up every outfit I wear. – Jessica Simpson
I have always adored beautiful young men. Just because I grow older, my taste doesn’t change. So if I can still have them, why not? – Brigitte Bardot
Marriage is a great institution, but I’m not ready for an institution. – Mae West
It’s the friends that you can call up at 4 a.m. that matter. – Marlene Dietrich
I try not to drink too much because I’m drunk, I bite. – Bette Midler
Courage doesn’t always roar. Sometimes courage is the little voice at the end of the day that says I’ll try again tomorrow. – Mary Anne Radmacher
We choose those we like; with those we love, we have no say in the matter. – Mignon McLaughlin
The world makes you into a bitch, no matter how quietly you go, so you may as well go kicking and screaming. – Roseanne
When your mother asks, “Do you want a piece of advice?” it is a mere formality. It doesn’t matter if you answer yes or no. You’re going to get it anyway. – Erma Bombeck
I always say shopping is cheaper than a psychiatrist. – Tammy Faye Messner
It’s a lot easier being black than gay. At least if you’re black you don’t have to tell your parents. – Judy Carter
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