More of why real girlfriends are priceless….
When you are complaining about the cost of a new vacuum cleaner, a real girlfriend will remind you that at least it’s something new – and as such, results in benefits of retail therapy as well as cleaner floors.
A real girlfriend will celebrate when you have three choices of booty calls to choose from for an evening.
A real girlfriend will check with you before she orders more blackberry cases because she has a 10% off coupon for them, because like you, she changes her case about once every two months and eventually destroys them snapping them off all the time and besides, we like sharing in retail therapy.
A real girlfriend will always notice your new highlights.
A real girlfriend will love your daughters as if they were her own.
A real girlfriend will bring you a feast from Taco Bell on your third day in the hospital.
A real girlfriend will tell you that when she finally gets her boobjob, she’s bringing you with her because she wants boobs just like yours.
A real girlfriend, when you text her “hey, please keep my drunken tirade that I sent you last night to yourself” will reply “I don’t know what you’re talking about 
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A real girlfriend will take one look at you the morning after a rough night when you get to work, sniff you and say “holy shit – here’s some Febreze, go de-rum thyself before your boss gets here.”
A real girlfriend will laugh and admire the 12 t-shirts you bought during your 7:00 a.m. woke-up-still-drunk-and-decided-you-needed-new-t-shirts errand at the Walmart across the street.
A real girlfriend will fully support you in your efforts to make a vat (3 boxes) of Kraft macaroni & cheese at 10:00 at night when you have just smoked weed for the first time in 10 years and don’t remember ever having the urge to eat the sofa because the munchies were so bad.
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=) thanks!! i’m glad you enjoyed it and i hope you’re still reading =) started this blog on a whim and now i’m addicted!
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rock on!
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u go gfnd!
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