What's More Pathetic – The Excuses Men Give Us or The Fact We Actually Believe Them?
Pathetic Excuses Men Give Us [because they can’t commit, they cheated, they can’t communicate regularly, etc…] – a.k.a. The Bullshit We Actually Believe to Convince Ourselves He’s Not a Pathetic Asshole
He had a really bad divorce/is just getting out of a bad relationship and just can’t commit. Bullshit. We chicks can get over a bad relationship in about 20 minutes – men have dicks – that means they can get over a bad relationship in about a quarter of that time. He just doesn’t want to commit to YOU. Move on.
His job keeps him really busy and it’s difficult for him to stay in touch on a regular basis – so please understand if he goes a few days between phone calls/text messages. Bullshit. We can juggle children, corporate meetings, surgery, planning family reunions, outpatient surgery, UTI’s, car problems, broken furnaces, blizzards, yeast infections, power outages and broken nails and STILL send 200 text’s a day. He just doesn’t want to call YOU. Move on.
He wants to take things slow. Bullshit. If he wanted you, and wanted to date you, he’d tell you. Taking things slow means he’s still talking to his ex, he’s dating two other girls, he’s waiting for his HIV test results or you’re his Thursday night fill-in. Move on.
He’s just not sure what he wants and he’s really confused. Bullshit. If he wants you, he wants you. Do you REALLY want to be his fall-back plan? Move on.
He was drunk. Bullshit. Even when we are stumbling drunk, we are still capable of making decisions. Sorry, but a high alcohol blood content does not lead to a guy slipping, falling on top of a girl, their clothes dissolving and his cock accidentally piercing her vagina. He cheated because he’s an asshole. Move on.
He takes a lot of painkillers because of his knees are shot from playing baseball in college. Bullshit. Women push out footballs through their vaginas and they don’t eat vicodin for the rest of their lives. He’s an addict. Move on.
He’s got an early start in the morning and needs to get a good night’s rest. Bullshit. Men will do anything if it means they will get a piece of ass – including 2 hours’ of sleep. He doesn’t want to fuck you. Move on.
He doesn’t celebrate Valentine’s Day because it’s a Hallmark holiday. Bullshit – he’s a cheap ass moron who doesn’t want to be bothered with planning a special evening with you. If he were really interested in you, and even if he didn’t like Valentine’s Day, he’d still make it a special day to make sure you knew you were special to him. Move on.
His life is really complicated right now. Bullshit. Men don’t even know what complicated is. Complicated to a man going to a job every day, trying to pacify his baby’s Mama and juggle two other girls on the sly. Whoop de-freaking-do. If a guy is into you, nothing will keep him from wanting to see you and be with you and commit to you. Complicated?? Really?
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Amen!!!!!!!!!!!!! I couldn't agree with you more. They will play on every emotion we have. It is time we just listened to our guts and moved on.
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This is so freaking true!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I tell my single g-friends this all the time and not one of them is willing to listen, they ponder his every word waiting for the next. Come on ladies you know she is speaking the truth!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Some men are just creeps.
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Amen!! I swear it’s just a joke anymore
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