Online Dating is Really Starting to Suck
So I get an alert last evening – I have a few unread emails on Zoosk, one of the free online dating sites. So I figure ok, at least I’ll have some material for a blog….here we go!!!
Blueeyed7 local (yea!) 46 (nay) and um, well, I know I’m not 105 pounds, but I don’t have a second chin the reaches my chest either….
Jaccob I can’t get over the fact that Jacob is spelled wrong – sorry, it’s just an irritant even if it’s supposed to be a play on his name LOL
Phale ok, once again, I wish you could see this picture. He is 36 and looks 12, is shirtless and has the oddest pose in what may be a men’s restroom? And he just got out of a 21 year relationship…I’ll wait while you do the math….so since he was 15????? And he’s a huge Christian, in fact he comes second only to the Lord. Sorry, that’s the alarm going off…
Booboo His story? “some one want me for me” His Perfect Match? “good looking no cheaters” Ideal Date? “up too any thing” typed verbatim oh God.
Teka125 hang on to your hats. He’s 44 with hair halfway down his back. His photo is taken in what looks like a dorm room and I can only surmise is his bedroom. He admits he’s not much of a housekeeper (why do I suddenly envision a trailer?) and is seeking someone who is youthful looking. Pass me a gun.
Gumby Thank you Lord, he lives an hour away. His Likes? “Pearl Jam… its all I kneed”
Spike He’s 37 and local. Blah on the looks. His story (and I had to copy this one in too and bite me to those of you who thing I’m a punctuation whore LOL) “Ok well what do I say? Well I am going through a disalousion, I have 2 boys that I having visit, but don’t get to see near enough. They are #1 in my life and will be there for ever, not that I dont have room for someone special but if you try to make me choose dont be surprised. I love the outdoors, I dont care to sit around all day watching TV on my days off, not that I cant sit down relax and watch TV or a movie with you though. I do have my favorite shows that I like to watch (NCIS, The Unit, Looking forward to the new series taking the spot of ER) I would much rather be doing something like tent camping, hiking, hunting, scuba diving, Leather work (making stuff from leather), wood working, ect. I have never smoked and only drink occassionally. I love camping I have been tent camping basically my whole life (ok I was told I was “created” in a Boy Scout of America camp)(not kidding). My first campout was in a tent at 6 months old. I have 2 vehicles, 2 jobs. I dont know what else to say so if you want to know more you will have to ask.”
I’m going to go bury my head in the sand now.
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September 20th, 2009 at 1:24 pm
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Oh Wow! This just made my day. It sounds like you have some winners there! Thanks for posting as it was definitely an entertaining read.
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