My Dad was raised Catholic – my mother converted so they could be married in the little log cabin chapel on the campus of Notre Dame. How do you get more Catholic than that? What follows are the benefits, side effects and catastrophic results of being raised Catholic. I can recite Mass...
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Archive for September, 2009
Growing up Catholic
Cliques aren't just for High School
When you’re in high school, you look forward to the day when you don’t have to deal with the cliques – the jocks, the Heathers (perfect blond long-haired bitches who date all the cool guys), the brains, the brew crew, the partyers, the potheads, the virgins-for-life, the slackers, the hackers, the power lifters, the...
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More Inspirational Quotes for Women
Never eat more than you can lift – Miss Piggy When choosing between two evils, I always like to try one I’ve never tried before – Mae West When faced with a decision, always ask, “What would be the most fun?” – Peggy Walker The problem with women is that they get all worried...
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More of why real girlfriends are priceless….
When you are complaining about the cost of a new vacuum cleaner, a real girlfriend will remind you that at least it’s something new – and as such, results in benefits of retail therapy as well as cleaner floors. A real girlfriend will celebrate when you have three choices of booty calls to choose...
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Retail Therapy
Retail therapy is a woman’s way of dealing with the bullshit of her life. It doesn’t take much – boss being in a bad mood, bad hair day, stressful day, man boyfriend’s being a douche bag, POA is being a bigger douche bag , running into the coffee table, kitten dying, etc… In fact,...
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