Archive for October, 2009

I have not had a chance yet to write this week – I’m too busy being sick and working til fucking 11:00 at night.  But I’m not bitter.  I did think I’d give you a preview of some of the fine specimens who have come my way… such as kenbell123, a big black man...
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Cheaters can come up with some of the best/lamest excuses under the sun – ranging from blaming alcohol to you to the phase of the moon. Regardless of the excuse, cheating is inexcusable and practically unforgiveable. Remember ladies – once a cheater, ALWAYS a cheater. He was drunk. Not that I want to repeat...
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Having just worked about 65 hours in the last week, I am trying to return to the land of the living. Working so much has made me realize a few things that I thought I’d share with the rest of the world.  Wearing heels for 16 hours will kill your knees, kill your back...
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Guys – if you’re going to email a girl to get her attention and try to get her interested in you, do NOT say something like, oh I don’t know, “Hi I’m Mike – yea you’re kinda cute, let me know if you’re interested.” I know I’m not drop dead gorgeous, but telling me...
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You’ll wake up in the morning and when you see your car in the garage, you’ll wonder how it got there because you don’t remember driving home.  You’ll wake up in the morning and be impressed you remembered to lock your door, open it, and find your keys in the lock on the other...
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