I hope my self-sacrifice is worth it….

I know you’ve all missed this – so let’s see who the contenders are this week!

First we have Dave1378 who is 30 and lives right here in the area. He’s made me a favorite (I’m flattered). OH-MY-GOD. My first thought is Elmer Fudd in human form. His caption is “chivalrous, lonely and wanting more.” Once again, gang, reading is believing….. “hello everyone my name is dave i am going to be 31 in october and it has come to the point in my life that i want to find the woman i can settle down with and spend the rest of my days(and nights) with i am very interested in anything that has to do with cars i also like to play pool and go bowling when time and money allow for it.”

Now some people have said that maybe I’m a bit too harsh on guys due to punctuation and spelling. Ok, I’ll buy that. I don’t expect absolute perfection (after all, not everyone had a mother like mine). I do, however, expect the occassional fucking period. Not to mention this kid looks like Elmer Fudd and I’m sure still lives with his parents. Gee – let’s find out. Ok I couldn’t even make it that far because I accidentally clicked on his additional pictures and I just can’t go any further. I’m not a lightweight but I don’t weight 350 pounds either (with a 10 year old son who looks like he’s over-fed as well). Next!

Sweet Jesus. Now we have Ron. Allow me first to share with you the email he sent me.
Hello,

Just wanted to share some thoughts.

If you want to stay healthy into your old age, avoid following any of the mainstream dietary dogma. Caloric theory has been debunked ad infinitium and yet everyone still seems to buy into it. Its chemically impossible for dietary fat to cause weight gain, and yet, the grocery stores are still full of stuff that says “a low fat food” on the package.

If youre ever up to it, I’m a master of debating just about any topic. Ive literally exhausted engineers, PHDs, and college professors in online debate. Its not that I like to hear myself talk, I simply believe that debate is a great way to learn what you dont know, and share with others what you know. Its not a contest.

Thanks,

Ron

Right…..he doesn’t like to hear himself talk. What kind of a self-indulgent weenie sends a girl that email on DATING sight?? Listen to this shit – this is what his profile summary is – you know, where you generally talk about your interests, job, outlook, likes/dislikes.

I’ve revamped this because an objective and neutral observer told me that my profile was “cold” and “wordy”. What follows is a synopsis of facts about me. I am in really good physical condition for my age. I have above average intelligence. My thoughts are defined more by logic than emotion. I love to research political conspiracy. Im very much into Science and Technology (the useful mechanical kind). I love to read. Im a firm believer in Free Energy and Overunity. A personal dream of mine is to develop a device that I could plunk down on the desk of any oil company CEO that would fill them with visions of going broke. I have the intellectual capacity to create such a device, I simply lack the logistical support to do it at the moment.

Wait there’s more!!!!
What I’m doing with my life
Working at a job that in a normal world would have been phased out long ago. Im in good company. We live in a world of forced dependence and forced participation. Most of the work done in the modern world is basically useless or only exists to support the social control mechanism.
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I’m really good at
Rational analysis of everything. Im also really good at spotting someone who is dishonest. This isnt as hard as it seems. A right handed person will look to the right when they are lying. They will look to the left when they are telling the truth. Looking to the right means they are acessing the creative, the left means they are accessing the intellectual. The opposite is true for a left handed person. A really good liar will utilize whats called suspension of disbelief.

I have a headache.

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