So this past Tuesday was my birthday. Around 7, my best friend texts me as she usually does to wish me a happy birthday and tell me that she loves me. About five minutes later, she tells me that it seems her mom isn’t up yet. Strange. Very strange, because Patti’s always up in...
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Have you ever done something and afterwards wondered how in the hell you managed to get through that alive, in one piece and god-willing, unbeknownst to your parents? Welcome to my life.
It’s an on-going adventure of milestones, achievements, stupid stunts, fuck-ups and everything in between. As a 30-something woman in the digital age of America, I can reflect on my life so far and laugh a lot, cry a little, and wonder how I’ve managed to get this far without getting arrested.
When I look back at my life, the journey, the laughs, the tears, the margarita mayhems and everything in between, I have to admit I’m pretty impressed. Somewhere through the alcoholic haze, the cloud of weed and precious booty calls, I have managed to earn three degrees and have a career with a Fortune 500 company.
What follows is a collection of adventures, insights I have accumulated and bits of wit and wisdom that have come my way. Enjoy!
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Archive for October 12th, 2009
Please be considerate….pick a good day to die
October 12, 2009
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Tags: day to die
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