I think it’s time for some online dating….
Just when you thought I’d seen the worst….here we go!
First we have zteven – his email to me is to tell me how to find him on Facebook. That’s it. His profile picture is sideways so I click on it to see his profile. Are you ready for this?? His primary profile picture is HIM IN A HOSPITAL BED! And it’s fucking sideways to boot. His other profile picture, also sideways, is a torso picture to show off, I’m assuming, all of his tattoo’s and pierced nipples. He looks like a skinhead, complete with the scowl on his face. Oh yea, there’s someone I’d want to cuddle up with on a Wednesday night!
Next we have “Someone.” Yup, that’s right, his username is “someone.” He’s winked – so that’s really informative. No profile picture (surprise). Click on his profile and you will learn a lot about “someone.” Such as he’s interested in women and he’s unsure of his relationship status. It’s taking all of my control to not email him because I am so enraptured by him. Sweet Jesus.
Jeep020577 is back again – did I tell you about him yet? The guy who’s in an open relationship? Apprarently that’s working out so well for him that he has to keep hounding me for ass. Really?? Someone explain to me the point of being in an “open relationship?” What’s the point? Just call yourself booty calls and leave the relationship out of it!
Jenkinsl204 lives about 10 miles away….he describes himself as a very attractive white male (in case you couldn’t tell from his picture that he’s white). Confidence is great, but it needs to be founded too LOL. He’s 42, has two children who live at home with him, he makes a decent living and is former military. There goes alarm number 1. And he’s ultra conservative. There’s alarm number 2! I have dated a military guy – I appreciate all that they do for our country and I honor them on Veteran’s Day and Memorial Day. I will not date them though, definitely not Marines, because – well, I don’t even know where to begin. It’s just not a good scene for me. Add in someone who is ultraconservative and my best friend is bi and I love all gay people and am Pro Choice and you’ve just grounded this relationship! Next!
Chops92 – well, I’m glad he’s only separated because that’s a big no-no for me – I don’t get involved with anyone who isn’t legally divorced yet. I say thankfully because jesus Christ – in his profile picture, and no offense to anyone, but this dude looks….slow. His next picture is him, I’m assuming, far away and on his knees. ?? Then we have him laughing, holding a beer with his arm around a rough looking woman. Sister? Wife? Don’t know, don’t want to know, just want him to forget he ever saw my profile.
Then we have Jason. Hold on now – Jason is 31, recent transplant from Arizona, he lives about 10 to 15 miles away, he’s tall, good looking, well-spoken and his email is as follows:
Hello,
I wanted to start off by saying I liked your post. I do read thru these to see if there is anything interesting from time to time. I don’t want you to think i am a serial responder to every post that comes up( Its true, Stop shaking your head). I know your probably going to get flooded with responses. I am a normal professional Caucasian male. I am 31 years old. I am 6’2″ and 208 pds and work out, I am not perfect though and I think everyone would like to change a few things about themselves. I am good looking and like to do allot of things(read, work out, movies) normal stuff. I would love to chat fo fun and possible friendship and then see where that goes. I am brand new to the area from Arizona. I am completely drug and disease free.I am extremely well groomed with great hygiene. I am comfortable with almost anything, I do not cheat, Lie, Steal Etc. I am very easy going and respectful and mindful of all boundary’s, Very patient. If this sounds interesting please email back.
Look forward to hearing from you,
Jason
Ok – I realize there are a couple grammatical issues at hand, but overall, we used punctuation, it’s well-written….Wow – it only took what, 50 messages from duds and we finally have a guy who, on the surface, seems to pass the muster! I have replied to him and we will see what happens from there! Damn – can you believe it? I finally get to end one of these damn online dating things with a possible positive note? I’m gonna go knock on wood and find a rabbit’s foot!! Now watch – it’s my luck I’ll never hear from him again.
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@Nathan, You asshole LOL he probably will be some fugitive from the law or something! I haven’t heard from him yet, so don’t go getting excited on me! LOL I don’t tell any of the guys I’m involved with about the blog – well, I tell them about it, but not how to find it LOL
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Wow! Actually, have someone worth a reply! Hell must be starting to freeze over right now! I was reading that last one and thinking to myself, what is she going to find incredbily wrong with this guy? Yeah, he spelled allot wrong but heck, that isn’t too bad! I am going to laugh when you go out on a date with him and he is a 4’8, 400 lb, transvestite from Arkansas!
Good Luck and keep us posted! I hope he doesn’t read your blog though!
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