Hell Week
Having just worked about 65 hours in the last week, I am trying to return to the land of the living. Working so much has made me realize a few things that I thought I’d share with the rest of the world.
Wearing heels for 16 hours will kill your knees, kill your back and make you hate being a chick. Why do guys get to wear golf shirts, khakis and flat-soled shoes and still come off as professional while women have to complete their look of sophistication with heels? And anyone who suggests we chicks can pull off powerful in flats can get a knee-high high-heeled boot shoved up your ass.
At 7:00 at night, when you know you’re facing at least five more hours at work, you will think nothing of telling your diet to go to hell and scarfing down three pieces of Pizza Oven pizza, a large coke and two chocolate chip cookies.
The evening after you’ve worked 28 of the last 36 hours or so, you will think nothing of consuming a container of hummus with some Special K crackers and a plastic snowman cup of cheap white wine before passing out in your bed.
It will take every ounce of your control to NOT kill the stupid little son of a bitch dumber than a box of rocks fucking moron who works for you because he is stupid and slow and worthless.
You will truly appreciate your boss’s boss’s boss – yes, that’s right, an Excecutive, a big cheese, my personal Jesus – when, on Friday afternoon, he stops to check progress, sees that you’re about ready to pull your hair out and comes back to your desk with a large Coke to make you feel better and get you through the rest of the day.
Most importantly, regardless of how fucking tired you are, how much you just want to crawl in bed and die, you will still, after working about 55 hours in four days, manage to go down to see your girl Ruby, suck down some Captain and Coke and then proceed to go home and fuck yourself three ways from Sunday using two difference vibrators. Because a girl’s gotta cum.
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@Nathan,
Thanks Babe! It’s good to be back, although I’m getting sick apparently (over-exhaustion anyone?) so it’s still gonna be a rough week. ugh!! Haven’t even been able to check on anyone else’s blogs so I need to catch up on that reading/commenting too!
it’s always nice to be missed =)
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Welcome back to the land of the living. Sounds like you had a fun week! I hope everything is back to normal this week and you can get back to writing on a regular basis. For some reason, I missed my daily dose of candid, smart ass comments about your life, sex and everything in between.
Glad to have you back and I hope you were able to rest up a little on Sunday.
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