Cheaters’ Excuses – Your Response Should Always Be “Kiss My Ass and Please DO Let the Door Hit You on the Ass on Your Way Out”
Cheaters can come up with some of the best/lamest excuses under the sun – ranging from blaming alcohol to you to the phase of the moon. Regardless of the excuse, cheating is inexcusable and practically unforgiveable. Remember ladies – once a cheater, ALWAYS a cheater.
He was drunk. Not that I want to repeat myself from another posting, but even when we are stumbling drunk, we are still capable of making decisions. Sorry, but a high alcohol blood content does not lead to a guy slipping, falling on top of a girl, their clothes dissolving and his cock accidentally piercing her vagina. He cheated because he’s an asshole.
He wasn’t getting sex enough from you. So by all means, rather than discuss as a rational adult, go out and get tail from some bar skank. If he doesn’t have enough respect for you to discuss problems you may be having, why would you respect him enough to forgive him his “indiscretion” and stay with him – when he’s blaming YOU for HIM cheating?
He was lonely and you had other plans and couldn’t see him. Really? So because you had plans to go out with your girlfriends, watch your baby nephew, had a cold, were having surgery, his dick was so terribly lonely and undergoing separation anxiety that the only way to fix it was to fuck someone else? Mmmmm He’s a Keeper!
You’ve gained 20 pounds. Ok, can totally understand that as partners gain weight, it sometimes affects the attraction. But really? We don’t cheat on our men because their dicks are the sizes of Oscar Meyer hot dogs… or because our guy’s beer gut has become a permanent resting spot for the cat when he’s lounging in the recliner… Sorry, but 20 pounds warrants a “honey, why don’t we start walking so we can make sure we stay in good health” kind of talk, not slipping your porker into someone else’s hole.
He needed to prove to himself that he was still attractive. We chicks understand that you need to feel valued and sexy and appreciated by us. 99% of the time, we’re doing our jobs right; you’re just egotistical immature shitbags who act like assholes to “prove” something. Well, pardon me as I prove to myself that I deserve better than to be cheated on and throw your shit out on the front lawn – maybe your new fuck buddy will take you in because this bed is getting new sheets and new dick.
It was his ex-wife/girlfriend and you guys figured one more time for old time’s sake – it doesn’t really count as cheating because he was with her before you. Hmmmm ok – that makes perfect sense. What’s that string of men hanging out my front door? All the men that were in this cooch before you – after all, it’s not cheating since I’d slept with them before I met you so we’re just doing it one more time for old time’s sake – you don’t mind, do you?
You drove him to it. Why – because you were fighting? You’ve been nagging him? Asking too much of him? As a result, you actually drove him to the slut’s house for him to screw her huh? How about you go ahead and drive him right out of your life for cheating?
It just happened. This sort of goes back to the “I was drunk” excuse. It takes a little bit more than instantaneous reaction for two people to have sex. It takes flirting, touching, kissing, clothes being removed and someone riding someone in order for sex “to happen.” Give me a break.
It didn’t mean anything. Sort of like you, the woman he supposedly loves, obviously doesn’t mean anything if he thought nothing of sleeping with someone else. Somehow, I think he’d be a bit pissed if he found out the vagina he was eating had just been screwed by another guy the night before – but it didn’t mean anything.
Regardless of his excuse, here’s the bottom line. There is no excuse for cheating. It’s stupid. Men are never sorry for cheating until they get caught. And if you’re one of those women who finds out their man cheated from the women he slept with….and your man begs you for another chance… remember this. HE didn’t choose to tell you the truth – the other woman came forward. So how are you going to stay with/take back a guy who day after day, maybe month after month, slept by your side, looked you in the eye, told you he loved you when he was lying the whole time about betraying your trust?
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