Ok, I think my dear readers have learned by now that I have a dirty mind. A really dirty mind. It’s hard for me to NOT think about sex all the time because it’s such an inherent desire and emotion for me. I just can’t help it. Case in point, we had a company-wide...
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Archive for November, 2009
Girls have dirty minds too…
Dear Abby – isn’t it obvious??
Here we go again – I’d like to be shot the day I write a total stranger for what is OBVIOUS advice but I couldn’t resist this one…. DEAR ABBY: My wife, “Paula,” and I have a friend I’ll call “Mark.” I recently learned that before our wedding, Mark made a pass at Paula....
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Shawn….is a DUD
Ok – so here’s how it goes. I meet this guy Shawn online. He looks really cute on his picture – he’s 6’5, tells me he’s a “bigger” guy….which is fine because I like bigger guys. So, due to his trip to Florida, we’ve been chatting every couple of days on the phone and...
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This is a joke, right?..
Ok…I have fully accepted that the online dating sites is God’s way of just dicking with me. I do not think that I am ready for the Miss America contest – however, that having been said, I do not think I should be Ohio’s magnet for every freak, moron and fifty-year old man. Christ. ...
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meet Modern what’s-his-name
I am a magnet for weird guys. And assholes. And freaks. I realize that now (as I embrace my singlehood). Case in point. Modernborn is 40 and he has this to say…….. Tell me you love the paranormal movies Tell me you love to research and get excited [research what??? How’s research supposed to get...
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