As we head into the new year, I felt it necessary to edumacate you people on some of the little known US laws that exist. In Alabama, boogers may not be flicked into the wind. Because, you know, that’s just rude if you flick a booger and it lands on someone. Also in Alabama,...
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Archive for December, 2009
Someone Actually Thought Up These Laws???
The Psychotic Joy that is Eric (someone needs to send this to his girlfriend)
So I used to live with an alcoholic abusive piece of shit. Today, while cleaning out the bags of shit I collected from my car so I could trade it in for my new one, I came across something. It was a note I had left him one morning. If you’ve never lived with...
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Online Dating….I’m speechless
After checking emails this morning, I’m pausing for a moment to thank God – I may be single, but at least I don’t have a boyfriend who looks like a child-molesting, straight-from-Deliverance freak of nature. Moving on, we have ds4fun1. lives in town, unfortunately, and hasn’t heard of updating your hair style from the 1980s. ...
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Oh the Joy of the Holiday Season….Whatever…
Christmas is a time of peace and love and joy. Family gatherings, parties with your closest friends, toasts of eggnog, exchanging of gifts, the singing of carols. Christmas Day feasts of turkey and ham, cranberry sauce and trays of Christmas cookies. Christmas cards send with love, pictures and newsletters and the visiting of relatives...
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Hey Cheeseburger, Schepp, Buchevy and Gentleguy – come on down! You’re the Next Contestants on Online Dating is SOOOO NOT RIGHT!
Cheeseburger – ok, I’m starting to get used to the occasional spelling or grammatical error – but when I see this, I really start to wonder if I was the ONLY person paying attention in English class in the 5th grade. Cheeseburger looks like this: just new at this computer thing not retarded lol...
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