Archive for December, 2009

Someone Actually Thought Up These Laws???

December 30, 2009
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As we head into the new year, I felt it necessary to edumacate you people on some of the little known US laws that exist.   In Alabama, boogers may not be flicked into the wind.  Because, you know, that’s just rude if you flick a booger and it lands on someone.  Also in Alabama, you cannot...
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The Psychotic Joy that is Eric (someone needs to send this to his girlfriend)

December 28, 2009
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So I used to live with an alcoholic abusive piece of shit.  Today, while cleaning out the bags of shit I collected from my car so I could trade it in for my new one, I came across something.  It was a note I had left him one morning.  If you’ve never lived with an...
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Merry Christmas!

December 25, 2009
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Merry Christmas Everybody!  Here’s hoping everyone has a glorious holiday.  I’m sure it will be a time of reflection for many, discussing hopes and dreams for some and for a select few, wondering what in the fuck went wrong with their lives and now what are they gonna do?  Here’s a toast to learning lessons –...
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Online Dating….I’m speechless

December 21, 2009
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Online Dating….I’m speechless

After checking emails this morning, I’m pausing for a moment to thank God – I may be single, but at least I don’t have a boyfriend who looks like a child-molesting, straight-from-Deliverance freak of nature. Moving on, we have ds4fun1.  lives in town, unfortunately, and hasn’t heard of updating your hair style from the 1980s.  His...
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Waldorf-Astoria…Brings out the Inner-Klepto..

December 17, 2009
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Ok – So I’m in New York City for a conference. I am generally not a klepto – at all. However, I am suddenly fighting the urge to steal whatever I can. It started earlier today – as I sat at a round table with my bosses and saw a bowl full of mints. Hmmmm….crystal...
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