We Chicks Like Our Toys…..Get Over It.
Please don’t begrudge a woman her toys. Or pitch a fit because she’s got a collection of 10. Or feel that she loves her toys more than she loves you. Or that her toys do a better job of getting her off than you do. Get over your own insecurities and let us enjoy our toys!
Why do women have toys? Because regardless of whether or not we have a partner, we like to get off just as much as you do. You guys jerk off in the shower, jerk off at night, jerk off in the morning, jerk off watching porn, jerk off because you’re bored, jerk off if you have five minutes before your buddy’s gonna come pick you up to go out.
Well, we’re the same way. We get off while you’re in the shower, we get off in the morning, we get off when we run home at noon, we get off because we’re bored, we get off because we’re mad, we get off because we’re sad, we get off because we want a good night’s sleep, we get off because we have five minutes before our girlfriend shows up to pick us up to go out.
We have all kinds of toys – bullets, clit ticklers, Pete’s, Cowboy Ups, BOB’s, rabbits, dolphins….. we don’t love them more than we love you, but they sure as hell are more reliable, require no conversation, go as long as we want them to (as long as we have a good cache of AA batteries), don’t get jealous if we use one toy more than another, don’t talk back to us, don’t require blowjobs, get us off in about 25 seconds and don’t require any kind of reciprocation. It’s not that we don’t like having sex with men – we love having sex with men. But sometimes you just want to cum and go on with your day without messing up your hair, putting a run in your house or having to shave your legs. [Ladies - Pure Romance has the BEST toys!]
If you want to observe us using our toys, that would be great – do not pull the toy out before we cum!!! I don’t care what kind of a porn star you are – I’m using a toy to cum, I know just what to do with that toy to cum, and if you remove that toy before I cum you run the risk of me shoving said toy up your ass.
Be grateful we have our toys. Quite often, having a few orgasms by a toy is what’s made the difference between us slitting your throat, poisoning your dinner or throwing your shit out the window when you piss us off.
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@Joel Klebanoff, LMAO yes Joel, I shall be saving myself for my marriage to you
I have a lot of orgasms anyways so that’s all for the best!!!
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Who says men will feel uncomfortable with this? I’m quite looking forward to watching you play with your toys, as long as you leave time for me. The marriage you promised me at BC is still on, right? If not, I don’t need wedlock for that if you don’t.
Just a warning, during the time you do leave for me, I’m getting older so it takes me longer to finish than it used to and you may have to have a few orgasms before I have mine. I hope you won’t mind.
.-= Joel Klebanoff´s last blog ..Religious Sex =-.
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@luchismiles, LOL well thank God I don’t focus my writing on keeping men comfortable! LOL It’s true tho – oh, and great for headaches! Having an orgasm is a great way to treat a headache or cramps (because how many men do we know who are squirmish about sex during our periods?)
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Now I should think of getting myself a toy, it’ll sure save me some headaches, never thought of that!. Good post!, but i guess the men won’t feel comfortable with this.
.-= luchismiles´s last blog ..Men love compliments too =-.
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