More Quotes From the Superior Species, the Vaginas!
Don’t cook. Don’t clean. No man will ever make love to a woman because she waxed the linoleum. ‘My God, the floor’s immaculate. Lie down, you hot bitch!’
– Joan Rivers.
We should pass a new law. Nobody can get famous just by sleeping with a celebrity and getting naked in a magazine. You have to make a contribution to society first. You can still be in Playboy, you just have to do something worthwhile beforehand. ‘I’ve developed a vaccine, and I’d like to show you my breasts.’ Go ahead, you’ve earned it.
– Elayne Boosler.
In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man~ if you want anything done, ask a woman.
-Margaret Thatcher
A man’s got to do what a man’s got to do. A woman must do what he can’t.
-Rhonda Hansome
Laugh and the world laughs with you. Cry and you cry with your girlfriends.
-Laurie Kuslansky
A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who never owned a car.
-Carrie Snow
Why do born-again people so often make you wish they’d never been born the first time?
-Katharine Whitehorn
People call me a feminist whenever I express sentiments that differentiate me from a doormat or a prostitute.
-Rebecca West
To err is human, but it feels divine.
-Mae West
It’s not the men in my life that count, it’s the life in my men.
-Mae West
A friend is one who knows all about you and likes you anyway.
-Christi Mary Warner
Why is it when we talk to God we’re said to be praying, but when God talks to us we’re schizophrenic?
-Lily Tomlin
No matter how big or soft or warm your bed is, you still have to get out of it.
-Grace Slick
Give a man a fish and he has food for a day. Teach him how to fish and you can get rid of him of the entire weekend.
-Zenna Schaffer
I want to have children, but my friends scare me. One of my friends told me she was in labor for 36 hours. I don’t even want to do anything that feels good for 36 hours.
-Rita Rudner
A man on a date wonders if he’ll get lucky. The woman already knows.
-Monica Piper
One more drink and I’ll be under the host.
-Dorothy Parker
I married a German. Every night I dress up as Poland and he invades me.
-Bette Midler
I’m furious about the Women’s Liberationists. They keep getting up on soapboxes and proclaiming that women are brighter than men. That’s true, but it should be kept quiet or it ruins the whole racket.
-Anita Loos
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