Online Dating….I’m speechless
After checking emails this morning, I’m pausing for a moment to thank God – I may be single, but at least I don’t have a boyfriend who looks like a child-molesting, straight-from-Deliverance freak of nature.
Moving on, we have ds4fun1. 
lives in town, unfortunately, and hasn’t heard of updating your hair style from the 1980s. His story? “single.” Well, now, if that doesn’t just say it all???
We have noel63 who’s what, 46 years old? 
Mmmmmkkkkkkkk His interests are “I do oil painting and linten to music and I like cooking. Im a down to earth and honest and caring person I like going camping in the woods and watching the sunset and laying by the fire place .And I like spending with my dog duke and taking long walks ……………..”
Niteowlbatawadaidon’tremembertherestofhisname. 
Really – don’t even know what his name is supposed to be but whatever. Now I’m starting to feel sorry for these guys – I realize that everyone wants to find love. This poor dude, though….his requirements for a match? Be a woman and live within 100 miles. That’s just sad. He has no other standards except that his match be a woman??
Derek has a lot to say…”hi” 
he doesn’t have a personal description, doesn’t know his religious or poltical views, doesn’t have kids and doesn’t know if he wants kids. You now know as much about him as I do.
Backdoorbob (really) doesn’t have much to say either – he winked. 
He’s 35 and thank you Jesus, lives in Stow. His requirements for a perfect match are a woman aged 18-55. I think we have a winner!
And finally, we have John. 
His ideal woman is aged 18-80. Really. 18-80…He’s 37 years old, looks about 50. His personal description: “females on these sites are realy funny , they have how they want to find a cool real , relaxed man , but when the man , is not a brad pitt , or goeorge clooney , they just pass them by,,and then they wonder why they can never find someone , who is , a real man ,.” Dude – we don’t want Brad Pitt – but damn – based on your picture, I can understand why women aren’t pounding on your door – add your positive description and geez, yea, you certainly sound like a keeper, and not like a man who’s got hangups about rejection!
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Joel – I am so sorry my love, but I had to go with a tangible man who swept me off my feet!
Nathan – where have you been??
Yes – I have found that one amazing guy who is also a writer! He’s amazing and makes me incredibly happy!
Guys – I know right?!?!? Jesus!!! These guys are just incredible! haha!
Happy Holidays Everybody!!
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OMG!! I’m not one to make fun…..OK, maybe I am, but I hate to pick on GUYS who are “trying.” But holy shit guys, are you serious??!! At least put some effort into it. And screw the, “I want her to see the real me.” Clearly you don’t!!
Glad you’re happy and enjoying life.
Happy Holidays!!
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Geez! I have been busy (and sick) for the last few days so I have missed out on my usual blogging routine. When the heck did you get into a relationship?
Congratulations, SJ! I am happy for you but your blog may suffer quite a bit
Thanks for posting the online dating profiles! They always tend to make me laugh!
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Damn!!! I look a lot like John, except I look 57, which is what I am. And, unlike John, I never take my shirt off in public. The world doesn’t want to see that.
And WTF?! You’ve got a boyfriend? You promised to marry me. That’s it. The wedding is off.
.-= Joel Klebanoff´s last blog ..I Don’t Care =-.
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