Someone Actually Thought Up These Laws???
As we head into the new year, I felt it necessary to edumacate you people on some of the little known US laws that exist.
In Alabama, boogers may not be flicked into the wind. Because, you know, that’s just rude if you flick a booger and it lands on someone.
Also in Alabama, you cannot drive barefooted. Now I have driven barefooted, usually when I’m drunk and kick off my shoes in the summer time because my feet are killing me. And to be honest, it’s fucking awkward to drive barefoot! Why is that??
You also cannot chain your alligator to a fire hydrant in Alabama. What’s scary is that they actually voted on and passed a low about that – so this was once a big issue for Alabama. Three cheers for rednecks!
To my friends in Alaska, be careful – because in Fairbanks, it’s illegal to feed a moose alcoholic beverages. But can you give them a Coke?
You crazy Alaskans also need to be careful on where you live – when you’re moving that trailer across the city, you are not allowed to be living in it.
Finally, and now I’m recalling something about Alaska having a high rate of alcoholism or something, you cannot tie your pet dog to the roof of your car. Again – I have to ask – this was SUCH an issue that they passed a law for it?
Again with the fucking alligators – in Arkansas, alligators cannot be kept in bathtubs.
Watch out you hunters – you can’t hunt camels in Arkansas. Pause for a moment. Camels. I’m pretty sure they are NOT indigenous to Arkansas?
Have you ever heard of “Sommer teeth?” Some are there, some aren’t….get it? Well in Arkansas, it’s illegal for anyone over the age of 18 to have less than one missing tooth visible when smiling. I’ll let you reread that. Yes – it means that they ENCOURAGE sommer teeth. Ahhhhhhh Love rednecks!
Finally, in Arkansas, it is illegal to have more than two dildo’s in one house. I’d be screwed!
In Connecticut, you can be arrested for biking over 65 MPH. If you can bike over 65 MPH you need to be kicking some ass at the Tour de France.
In Miami, Florida, it’s illegal for a man to wear any kind of strapless gown. Ok, first of all, what about South Beach. Second of all, so spaghetti straps are ok? LMAO
Watch your farts while you’re in Florida – you can’t fart in a public place after 6:00 pm on Thursdays. All I can think is that someone had some massively explosive fart one Thursday evening that was so devastating that such a specific law had to be passed. Be careful at the state fair in Georgia too – it’s illegal to fart there at all.
Apparently Idaho is going for the happiest state or something – it’s illegal to frown in public.
They also want to play it safe in Idaho, so when you go fishing, leave your elephant at home – it’s illegal to fish on the back of an elephant. Again – I didn’t know elephants were so prevalent in Idaho. I thought animals like elephants and camels were indigenous to, I don’t know, other fucking continents??
In Youngstown,Ohio, it’s illegal to run out of gas. So not only do you find yourself screwed because you have to hoof it to a gas station, but you could also get a ticket? Always knew that town was corrupt!
Hey you smokers out there – better be careful while you’re in Indiana! It’s illegal to swallow lighters there. Because, you know, sometimes we swallow those fuckers. WHAT?
Aren’t you glad I found this app for my iTouch? LOL
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Well spoken. I have to research more on this as it is really vital info
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Well, it’s been nearly three years since I even thought about these things. Brings some ideas to mind and also reminds me I need to get off my rear. You perhaps didn’t mean it that way, but I’m happy to have run across ya!
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these are absolutely hysterical. i am sitting here reading them while laughing out loud…so funny! the camels and elephants kill me!
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