Dear Abby – What the Fuck?!
DEAR ABBY: When I see someone with a label sticking out of his or her shirt, blouse or whatever, is it proper to just walk up and stick the label back inside the person’s clothing? Should I just tell the person that the label is showing? Or should I ignore it?
I have always appreciated knowing when this has happened to me. What’s the correct way of handling this? — OBSERVANT IN LAS CRUCES, N.M.
Are you fucking kidding me? People seriously write into a woman they do not know to ask if it’s ok to approach someone they do not know and adjust their tag? What’s wrong with these people?! These are the idiots who will wonder, when they are in the ER with a broken nose, what they did to deserve getting punched by that random stranger on the street. Because you walked up behind them and touched them, you freaking douche bag!
DEAR ABBY: I’m 41 and a single mom. My first marriage lasted 19 years, during which my husband cheated on me three times that I know of. I have dated a few men since the divorce. I caught each of them lying to me, cheating on me — or both.
I am now seeing a man who seems to be an honest family man. However, I can’t bring myself to trust him. We have been seeing each other for a year, and I care about him deeply. But I do not trust him, and the truth is I don’t trust anyone — not even my own mother.
I’m not sure I know how to trust, Abby, and I am destroying my relationship with this man because of it. He has evening meetings and occasionally needs to travel on business, and I am making us both miserable. I do feel he’s an honest, God-fearing family man, but when it comes to our relationship, I’m unable to trust. Please tell me what to do. — DESPERATE IN ARIZONA
Guess what you moron – you mentioned you don’t even trust your own mother. Do you know what that tells me? That you’ve ALWAYS had trust issues and they do not stem from cheating partners. PLUS it’s highly likely all your men cheated on you because, since you have abnormal trust issues, you probably smothered or hammered them to death on every move they made and they figured “well shit – if she’s going to accuse me of cheating on her all the time, I might as well do it.”
It’s called therapy – get some. Figure out that the world does not revolve around you, people are not out to get you and can live their own lives without thrusting their cocks into other vaginas, that if you continue to mistrust and question everything your man does that he’s going to run for the hills and that trust is something that should be inherent until proven otherwise – stop badgering the men you date.
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When it comes to meeting and dating women, I got turned onto foreign women when I started traveling. There should be a saying once you go with foreign women, you never go back.
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Woo! Go Abby! Smack them in the face with reason.
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LOL I have a very low tolerance for stupid people and even less tolerance for absolutely absurd questions. Introspection is a great thing LOL
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