More Craigslist Contestants!!
So for today’s round of Craigslist contestants, I don’t have any pictures as they didn’t attach any – however, I wanted to share some of the emails I have received. So I went online and found pictures I thought might represent the authors of said emails. LOL
First we have Brad
“hi
i like your profile and am interested in learnin more about you and you of me! Im SWM, 33, massillon, no kids, no drugs, non smoker, never married. cool, fun, outdoorsy, cute, single, athletic, very hardworking, sporty, affectionate. like to do many things from summer road trips, swimming, goin to a beach, kayaking, to sittin on a pation drinkin a few cold ones, play pool, dance. luv to stay in the wintertime n hibernate, cuddle, watch sports and more.
i do have pics to share
b in Massillon”
Brad gets the trophy for longest run-on sentence. I actually know Brad from one of the other sites. I have refused to meet Brad. Do you know why? Because he sounds like a fucking redneck on the phone. The one time he called me and left a message, I swear I heard the dueling banjo’s of Deliverance.
Eric says, “HOW ARE YOU DOING? I CANT SEND A PIC ON HERE THEY SAY ITS TO BIG. BUT I WOULD LIKE TO TALK TO YOU. I MA 39 YRS OLD. I HAVE A JOB. I HAVE MY OWN STUFF I JUST NEED A LADY IN MY LIFE.”
Sometimes I really hate the CAPS LOCK key.
Greg tells me: “Massilon is close” He can’t even spell the name of the city correctly.
Meet Jeff: “Hi my name is jeff i am 35 years old got a stable job worked there 15 years, have my owne place, no kids. I am verry laid back.I want someone who will be loving, caring, honist, and faithful. Thats how i am. I love the outdoors camping, walks in the park, amusment parks, and just having a quiet kight at home alone together.”
Jeff needs a dictionary and he needs to share it with Greg.
Israel would like to know: “wasn’t thinking of meeting as yet just Mature male looking for a woman who is discrete and exhibitionist for ” no contact ” , maybe later but just looking for woman who loves undressing in the window for private shows any age size…discrete and I sometimes leave a tip in the mailbox”
OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I feel dirty and suddenly am scared for my mailbox!!
Then we have Boris: “hello i read your post so, im replying i live close in jackson so we could go for a drink and see what happens thanks boris .”
I’m sorry – I keep picturing Boris Yeltsin and Russia.
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