Understanding Women
Everywhere I look, there are “guides” to understanding women (please note, there aren’t NEARLY as many for understanding men). The underlying theme seems to be that women are confusing, you can’t figure them out and it’s hopeless so pretty much just keep your mouth shut, go with the flow and deal with it.
Give me a break. We are not complicated creatures. Where you have an extra arm, we have an arm socket. Our chests droop more than yours. That’s just about it. I’ve dated men who are FAR more emotional than any chick could be. Men will say that women are irrational, impossible to understand, start arguments for no reason, blah blah blah. If men would just pause for a moment and think about the consequences of their actions, as women do, we could all get along a lot better.
From the perspective of a 35 year old woman, we are not that complicated. Pause for a moment and think about what you, a man, want from a relationship. You want to feel important. You want to be comforted if you’re having a bad day. You want sex on demand. You want to be loved and nurtured. You want to feel like a man, not a boy.
Ok – guess what? We chicks want to feel important, be comforted if we have a bad day, we want sex on demand, we want to be loved and nurtured and we want to feel like a woman, not a little girl. The disconnect in men’s heads is that they don’t understand the consequences of what they say or do. Men have a tendency to see, or remember, the big picture, while women see the details and indicators. Men seem to take a lot of things for granted because they don’t seem important to him – the problem with that is that men tend to overlook or ignore certain things that are important to a woman. And would be important to him too if he were on the other side.
After a typical night out, a man will remember that he got laid. A woman will be counting the number of times he did, or did not, kiss her.
Upon meeting a man, a woman will want to add him to her list of Facebook friends – after all, 99% of the people who are important to her life are on her Facebook. Plus, if you break up, you can always delete him. Because that’s what you do when you break up with someone – you sever ties so you can move forward.
At the end of a typical week, a man will inherently know that he got a blowjob that week. Because his woman takes care of his every need. A woman will have to consult a calendar to determine the last time she got any oral play.
A man will assume that in order to impress a woman, he needs to have a lot of money and spoil her. A woman knows that in order to impress a man, she needs to shower him with attention, hugs, kisses and love. Money isn’t everything – love and companionship is what makes the perfect ending to a terrible day. Why do men think that we don’t want the same?
A woman will text her guy and tell him that she hopes he has a good day and will text sporadically throughout the day to make sure he knows she’s thinking of him. Men will go anywhere from 8 hours to four days between texting a woman back, and then wonder why she doesn’t want to see him or has made other plans? It’s called attention – we don’t want 300 texts in one day, but we do want to know that we’re a priority, not an after-thought when you get a hard-on.
If you’re introducing a new woman into your life, it would be considered a great courtesy to delete the pictures of your ex from your social networking pages, phone and by all means, remove all evidence of the chick from your house. I think if a man were to walk into a woman’s house and there were a framed photo of her with her ex in some laughing embrace, he’d get a smidge upset. See “Breaking Up’s Not Hard To Do” post if you don’t completely understand how to break-up with someone. There is, in fact, certain protocol to be followed.
It’s not hard to understand a woman, guys. Think about how you would like to be treated and loved – we want the same shit. You want to be able to shove your cock down our throats any minute of any day, we want to be the only woman you’re shoving your cock into. I don’t think it’s that women are complicated or confusing, I think it’s that men just don’t stop and think about the consequences of their actions, or lack of actions.
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