Cut Me Some Slack…and Dear Abby, Jesus Christ!
Ok – so I officially suck. I don’t know what’s happened to my time management but I am slowly realizing that I need to get back into the grind of things because my house needs dusted, my laundry needs done and I need to do some fucking writing! It’s hard to be a cynical bitch when you’re dating a guy who fucks the hell outta you on a daily basis, however, so please cut me some slack. Then again, all I’d really need to do is rack my brain on the string of morons I’ve dated prior to Doug and I can come up with some strong material for the moronic things men do……….hmmmmmm inspiration is hitting! LOL
I am hoping to figure out how I’m going to enjoy the spring/summer time and still get back on track with my writing – not to mention balance work and my bottles of Captain and Budweiser Select. Throw in some vacations, work trips and family/friend time and my God – I really need to win the lottery so I have time do what I want LOL
Meanwhile, while my writing has been lacking, there is no shortage of dumbasses writing into Dear Abby because they are too retarded or their family members have too few teeth to help them solve their own moronic problems (I’m not sure why I correlate the number of teeth someone has to their brainpower, but I do).
DEAR ABBY: My father has been short-tempered for as long as I can remember. He never beat us, but he spanked us plenty as a means of discipline when we were growing up. Now this anger is random; he makes every family event a nightmare for anyone involved. He insists on planning events at their home, and screams and degrades any of us “kids” (and Mom) if we do something other than his way.
Shortly after my sister’s divorce a few years ago, my father met with our priest to discuss his anger issues, but it didn’t change anything. We’ve suggested anger management or counseling, but he tells us we’re “overreacting” and blames my sister’s drama as an excuse for his behavior.
I am expecting my first child, and my husband and I are afraid of the effect Dad’s behavior will have on our little one. My sister’s children are all afraid of my father. While they respect him, they constantly worry about when the next blowup will happen. I don’t want to cut anyone out of my life, but how can I deal with this? — EMOTIONALLY EXHAUSTED IN OHIO
Dear Exhausted,
Guess what – you’re an adult. That means if your father is being a cock-knob, you have every right to not have him over to see your child. If your Mom has a problem with this, maybe she should just leave the son of a bitch because he certainly sounds like a prick. People who keep assholes in their lives, blood relatives or not, because you don’t want to cut them out make me ill. Why would you keep someone who is toxic involved in your life? If you want to be beat up emotionally, made to feel like shit and worry about when the next blow up will happen, how about I introduce you to the piece of shit I lived with for 2 ½ years? Better yet, how about all of you realize your Dad is an emotional and verbally abusive sack of shit and all of you write him off??
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