The Last Installment of….Online Dating Is Just Creepy!!

Ok, I really might have to give this up, folks, because I swear the players keep getting scarier and scarier.  Jesus.  Dear God, and Shaun who introduced us, Thank you for sending me my boy Doug – because of him, I will not be subjecting myself to the Hell of online dating. So my readers, this may be the last installment of online dating hell because, well, I suck at checking these stupid sites, these guys are creepy as fuck and I’m generally too busy being with Doug on a daily basis to check the emails anyways LOL

ghost

says he is of black/african descent??

lite-skin.

…looks pretty black to me…so where’d lite skin come from??

lover 4u:

 “WANT SPECIAL LADY THAT NEED AFFECTIONATE, LIKE HAVE HAND HELD, LOVE LAUGHTER, CUDDLING & KISSING. I LIKE SHOW AFFECTIONATE I MISSED IT IN A RELATIONSHIP, HOPE YOU ARE TOO!”

As for his taste in books…”THAT DON’T HAVE HOLD!”   I don’t know what that means.

ron

Ok, I’m not posting a picture of Ron because I was afraid I would shoot straight to hell right from my living room.  However, I did have to post what he has in his profile because legs or not, who the hell writes this shit???

“I have 5 kids 21,17,14,12 and 11 the oldest i adopted like at 4 well i live in ohio and my xwife and her boyfriend and my daughte and my oldest son live in arizona.my xwife and her boyfriend don’t talk to my oldest son cause he does dope and drinks heavily and he lives seperately from my xwife my daughter lives with my xwife cause shes a mommas girl but still loves her daddy.i have 4 boys and 1 girl.the girl is the youngest.i live with my 3 boys. i am legally seperated and i will be going through a divorce in a couple of months to the end of the year.i am an epileptic and a diabetic both controlled by medicine.i have not had a grand mall seizure in 20 years.i still have seizures.they are called complex partial seizures.its when you sit in your chair and space out for a few seconds thats all and that only happens once in a great while.now with me beind a diabetic i have not had problems with my sugar level since my accident.in 1999 i had an automobile accident a drunk driver hit me and severed my legs off at the scene.i almost died from a loss of blood.right now i have no legs from knees down.”

 now you know why I didn’t post a picture because it is of him in his wheel chair, in shorts, with his stumps (I’m sorry, God forbid me).

dat nigga name frawg  

 he’s separated – darn, i have this rule where i won’t talk to or date men who aren’t legally divorced – otherwise, damn, if I were single, I’d be swooping in and getting that one LMAO

Pete

is 5’4″ and “i am looking for good woman no games i think i am one of the last good men left i am in excellent shape and all my priorities are together i own my house and have motorcycle and prostreet truck i love car shows just need someone to go with” 

ok, so his profile pic is of a gigantic (and ugly) souped-up truck….oedipus complex anyone? His favorite book is the Bible – let’s hear it for my 6’0” minimum height requirement LMAO

Rick

lives in Louisville – white capital of Ohio…really…White Supremacy rednecks run rampant in Louisville.  But doesn’t he look like a keeper? One of his favorite bands is Iron Maiden….except that he can’t even spell their name right.  One of his other profile pics has him flipping the bird – however, his hair was nicely feathered.  Jesus Christ.

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