DEAR ABBY: I was in and out of a relationship with “Bob” for four years, and we recently split up again. Last September I bought an airline ticket for him to accompany me on a Florida vacation, but we broke up, so I cashed in his ticket. Bob keeps calling me and saying he...
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Archive for May, 2010
Dear Abby What the Fuck Is Wrong With These Idiots??
Airport/Airplane Etiquette….It’s Not That Hard People
Ok, so I travelled to Arizona this weekend for a conference and it reminded me that there are just a shit-ton of fucking idiots who don’t understand that there are certain rules of etiquette when flying, as well as there’s a certain routine to be followed to minimize your problems while travelling, as well...
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The Evolution of a Girl’s Heart…and Vagina
When you’re 6 years old, you’re still peeing in the bushes with boys, playing the tickle game and going on bike rides together. When you’re 8 years old, you’re going to your first sleep-overs and talking about which boys have the most cooties. When you’re 10 years old, you’re experiencing your first head-over-heels Oh...
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Dear Abby…Really, What The Fuck??
DEAR ABBY: I recently got genital herpes. I am very depressed over it and am experiencing a lot of difficulties, not to mention the expense. The man I caught the virus from, “Jack,” claims he didn’t know he had herpes. I don’t know what to believe, except that I should be compensated. My life...
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More of A Real Girlfriend….
A real girlfriend buys you a pack of 50 AA batteries for Christmas every year….for your collection of vibrators. A real girlfriend will not comment negatively on the skeezball you’re dating because she knows you and realizes that in about four days, you’ll be done with him and his name won’t even be remembered,...
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