Why Would You Pay A Lunatic For Relationship Advice??
As I had to hear from him late last week due to my email SNAFU, I wondered what was new with CG. I still get periodic texts from my friends “CG alert – crossing campus” whenever they see him at school ….so I checked out his blog and his complete and total bullshit “relationship” website. OMG. So here’s the update on our favorite….Crazy G…
So there is someone we are all familiar with who shall remain nameless (starts with a C**** G***) who maintains a relationship blog/site. Which I always found absolutely hilarious yet explained upon breaking up with him because, well, he’s crazy and delusional. Yet here’s a guy who has no stable relationship experience, telling and advising people on how to secure or have a healthy relationship.
Huh? What’s even funnier in my eyes is that at his “major” site he sells chapters of his love/relationship philosophy….for “$12.50 USD and includes a free custom e-mail account and confidential facilitator review option.” Really. For $12.50, you too can learn about confidence, the art of the approach, follow-through, establishing a connection, assumptions, body language, deal breakers and amenities.
These topics sound alarmingly similar to those peddled by James Brito at his site….a man who has a six-part mini-course on, guess what, approaching and attracting women. Topics which include
Day 1. What single women HATE … Do NOT do it!
Day 2. What women are REALLY attracted to in a man
Day 3. How to approach women, icebreakers and conversation tips
Day 4. How to fix shyness and fear of women – can regular guys attract hot women?
Day 5. What to do if you’re not her type
Day 6. How to create chemistry and sexual tension
Plaigirism aside, let’s go back to CG. Here’s a guy who, in his infinite wisdom and after a serious rejection of his delusion, psychotic, scuzz-ball ways, has said:
Bottom line is that even though you appear to be one thing, you are a bottom feeder! If this WERE a game I had played with you, I WAY fuckin won and secondly, it’s self-righteous bitches like you that create the whole spazmatic dating atmosphere. You’re the opposing sex, as I have always called it. I recognize that you were out to tear down my entire premise bc that’s what people like you do and that makes you predatory.
Thanx for the inspiration behind the new site, I will continue to send readers to your ‘Witch Mountain’ and while you think I’m such a poser, at least at the end of the day I retain my self-respect. You never had any! Your life is all abot your being so happily, or wait, is it sadly, no happily being single and your sexcapades. You’re a constant contradiction of your actions and words and you honestly think that being so free with your sexuality doesn’t make you a whore. Sorry SJTavo, it really does.
The fact that you’re so educated and your career and position in life doesn’t render you immunity to the rules in life. It’s disgusting the way you live and I only wish I’d have followed my instinct in the beginning. You really need to get over YOURself! You’re a nasty, manhating, heartless slut and that’s obviously all you will ever be. Have fun with your shitty life……………….
Now certainly, that sounds like the rant of a man who is very secure in himself and can handle rejection well, right? Keep in mind, the length of our relationship was, let’s see 5 WEEKS. So a man who has a terribly dysfunctional relationshp with his family (can we say Dad disappeared for 10 years, he has a bigot for a grandmother and he’s mixed not to mention the familial criminal records?) and has fucked over 100 women with no serious relationship to show for it, is calling me a whore?
But by all means, call him for a consultation on your life and how to attain a relationship with a woman. Because God knows CG is so good at it. If you live within 15 miles of him, you can get up to two hours for just $35. Add another $20 if you live up to 55 miles away or just $35 for a 45 minute phone consultation. Oh, that’s just the initial fee. If you want ongoing consultation, and who wouldn’t from such a love and relationship guru, it will cost you $50 once a month for up to two hours, $95 for 2 per month for a maximum of 4 hours in total, or $45-$75 for phone consultations. “I look very forward to serving you and assisting you in your personal journey to successful living and dating!” – CG, President-Coordinator.
Assisting in your personal journey to successful living and dating? From a guy who has no history of a successful, healthy relationship, is a man-whore, is psychotic and who’s beyond broke and mooched off his best friend for a year after having a mental breakdown? Oh by all means, turn to him for advice, because how could he possibly steer you wrong?
News flash – a therapist would be cheaper and more beneficial – at least he or she would know what the hell they’re talking about and wouldn’t be talking out of their ass just because they like the sound of their own voice.
I seriously envision reading about a cult of CG followers, getting evicted from various homes before taking up residence at an abandoned KOA campground, convinced that it’s the world that doesn’t get them, not that they themselves are fucking delusional lunatics.
I blame my sex drive and alcohol on those five weeks of insanity of dating CG. At least I only saw him twice a week – even my subconscious couldn’t stand to see him more often than that LMAO
Kinda made me feel like this guy….
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let’s see….i haven’t slept with tons of guys, very few were involved with other people and let’s face it, there are two kinds of men – guys who don’t cheat and assholes who do, so who cares if the assholes are cheating? assholes are not capable of healthy relationships. I myself have had several, plus maintain solid, healthy relationshps with my friends and family and do not pretend to be a guru in order to charge people money for advice i steal from other sources or have no real-life experience with. if only i could get off debating myself with someone who doesn’t know me – oh but wait, i can’t, so have a great day!
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the contradiction is calling sleeping around with tons of guys, some married, many others in relationships, then calling them healthy, committed relationships
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what contradictions do I have? He calls me a whore yet he’s been with 4 times as many women and at least I have committed relationships to show for myself whereas he doesn’t. Have I slept around? Yes – doesn’t make me a whore. I’ve had a great life, I’ve learned alot from my experiences and I think my experiences and where I stand in my life now speak for themselves. Certainly more so than a man who has never had a healthy, committed relationship with anyone, who has one of the most dysfunctional families I’ve ever heard of, was suicidal, beyond broke, blah blah blah.
He is claiming to be a relationship expert with no basis for such a claim. That would be like me claiming to be an expert on nuclear science – I don’t know a damn thing about it but I’m capable of reading about and regurgitating someone else’s ideas, but I certainly wouldn’t try to sell them as my own. Call me a slut, a bitch, I don’t care – but a hypocrite I am not. I know men, I know relationships – I have been married, divorced and had several long term relationships. I’m not a clueless ill-educated man standing on a soap box.
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doesnt he have a point about your contradictions?
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