Dear Abby What the Fuck Is Wrong With These Idiots??
DEAR ABBY: I was in and out of a relationship with “Bob” for four years, and we recently split up again. Last September I bought an airline ticket for him to accompany me on a Florida vacation, but we broke up, so I cashed in his ticket.
Bob keeps calling me and saying he wants his “present” so he can go away. I said, “No way!” Was I wrong? — HURT IN MASSACHUSETTS
Ok Hurt…let’s see, your first mistake was continuing a relationship with some douchebag you’re on again/off again with. If it didn’t work the first three times around, it’s not going to suddenly snap into place on rounds 4, 5 or 6. Secondly, how stupid are you to buy a plane ticket for some guy who’s on again/off again with you? He can’t commit and participate in a healthy relationship with you, but you’ll buy him a plane ticket six months in advance for a vacation with him? Moron. At least you had the brains to cash it in when you broke up with him…again. How about you delete his number, change your locks and never speak to him again. Bob can go find some other sap to mooch off of. And why in the fuck are you writing Dear Abby to get validated for FINALLY taking a stand against the douche bag?? While you’re in Florida, take a course in self-respect and standing up for yourself, and then you won’t have to try to validate your decisions with a perfect fucking stranger.
DEAR ABBY: I have been searching for a new job (unbeknownst to my current employer), and have been fortunate enough to get a few interviews. For the most part, they have been scheduled during business hours. I feel guilty making excuses to get out and attend them.
What would your advice be for someone in my position? Is there a better way to get around having to make up excuses to my employer? — FEELING GUILTY IN TEXAS
So let’s get this straight…you’re going behind your employer’s back by bailing on them and finding a new job, but you’re concerned about making excuses to make your interviews? Guess what, if you’re going on a few interviews in a couple of weeks, taking a long lunch, leaving for a doctor’s appointment, taking an afternoon off, etc…. your employer is probably already onto your game of looking for a new job, slick. If you were smarter, you’d request phone interviews after-hours or intial lunch-interviews and then take a day off to knock out 2 major interviews with your top 2 potential employers. Don’t waste your time, and make it so obvious that you’re interviewing, by scheduling 10 interviews in two weeks because no one’s going to keep buying your excuses.
Christ – how stupid are you and please don’t be interviewing where I work.
DEAR ABBY: I have been in a relationship with my college boyfriend for 2 1/2 years. We have had our share of struggles, but worked through most of them over time.
Lately, our polar opposite political views have driven a wedge between us. I feel we are losing respect for each other as well as our sense of intimacy and love.
How can we learn to have a mutual respect for our different political opinions while not compromising what each truly believes? — RIDING A SEESAW IN MIAMI
Are you fucking kidding me? Christ almighty – people take life too seriously sometimes. This kind of shit reminds me of trying to have a conversation with Crazy Gabe. He’d instantly be on his soapbox, preaching and trying to convince me, and himself I think, that his viewpoint was valid, correct and the only one that was true.
Guess what you idiot – if you and your boyfriend were exactly the same you’d be the most boring couple in the world. You’re allowed to have other viewpoints – just remember that you’re not trying to convert the other person to yours. Case in point – I’m madly in love with my boyfriend and he’s a freaking Democrat for God’s sake but we don’t care. We have good debates and the fuck the shit out of each other. Case closed.
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If I had a nickel for every time I came here.. Amazing post!
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It never ceases to amazing me how much common sense is lacking in today's women. Thank you for having balls enough to set them all straight : )
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