There is certainly never a low supply of dumbasses in this country. While perusing the internet this morning, I came across some real gems. Happy Friday! Why you shouldn’t drink and and float…. Some dumbass apparently passed out on a pool float while out in the ocean near a Tampa Beach area and...
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Archive for June, 2010
News of The Day…Dumb Fucks…
Dear Abby…Teenage and Imbecile Love…What The Fuck??
DEAR ABBY: I’m a 15-year-old boy who is trying to figure out my career. I’m with “Jen,” the girl of my dreams, and I intend on being with her forever. We plan to have kids in the future. I want to be a pilot, and Jen wants to be a stay-at-home mom. I realize,...
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How Comfortable Is Your Relationship?
All relationships go through different phases of “comfort-level” – you know what I mean….those phases of “I’m comfortable enough to do THIS in front of him but not THAT” kind of comfort-levels. It dawned on me yesterday when I was sitting on the toilet peeing as my boyfriend walked naked into the living room...
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Holy Beached Whale Batman!
Ok have you heard about this yet? Donna Simpson, a New Jersey (USA) woman is striving to exceed her current weight of 600 pounds and push for the 1,000 pound mark. Yes – you read that right. 1,000 pounds. Half a ton. What the fuck is wrong with this person and the 150 pound...
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Dear Abby….Really??
DEAR ABBY: My wife, “Alana,” and I have been married for 14 years. In many ways our marriage is good, but our sex life is horrible. In my opinion, it has never been good. As time passes, I feel more and more anger toward her. Alana is attractive and physically fit; I don’t understand...
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