Holy Beached Whale Batman!

Ok have you heard about this yet? Donna Simpson, a New Jersey (USA) woman is striving to exceed her current weight of 600 pounds and push for the 1,000 pound mark.  Yes – you read that right. 1,000 pounds. Half a ton. What the fuck is wrong with this person and the 150 pound “fiance” who is supporting this ludicrous endeavor??

The woman is 42 years old and mother to a three year old daughter and a teenage son.  She has created a website where people can pay to watch her eat (she needs some way of funding her $750 A WEEK grocery tab). Her goal is to consume 12,000 calories A DAY.  Dude – the program I’m on keeps me to 1,200 calories a day.  She’s consuming my almost two weeks of my caloric intake in one day.

Simpson is definitely harming someone — herself, says Dr. Carla Wolper, a registered dietitian and research faculty member at the New York Obesity Research Center at St. Luke’s-Roosevelt Hospital in New York.

And you, the taxpayer, could wind up paying for it.

“We don’t know her medical history, but one of the most dangerous health issues she faces is an increased risk of sudden death from having a heart attack due to electrical problems in the heart,” Wolper said. [http://www.foxnews
.com/story/0,2933,589377,00.html?mep]

No shit!! A fucking heart attack?? How about the cost of chain-sawing your way through the living room wall to remove her carcass? How about the example she’s setting for her children? How about the yards of fabric being wasted to make her mumu’s? How about the fact that it’s absolutely disgusting that she strives to weigh half a ton? Does anyone find that mentally stable? And her fiance, while he hasn’t set a date yet, knows he wants them to get married at sunrise on some mountain in Hawaii.  Dude – you can’t fly her there….she won’t even fit in two business class seats, let alone get through the gateway.  Freighter? Same problem….how’s she gonna fit through the passage ways? And even if you do get here there….how you getting her to the top of a mountain??

Now – I know there are people with fat fettishes. It’s actually called adipophilia. I’m not talking about guys who like their women to have a little extra cushion for the pushin’. I’ve always been told I was built to fuck – because I’ve got gigantic tits and am a stocky build. But I’m definitely not a fat tub of lard.  But some men like lard. A lot of lard. Some men like to stick their dicks in between the folds of fat and cum in between them. It’s not like you can really find or access their vaginas so I’m guessing this evolved based on that dilemma. 

There is even a site for fat-loving people.  Dimensions Magazine. It’s full of fat people, with links about news stories surrounding fat people, for fat people. 

Let’s pause for a moment – I think we all know that being overweight is not healthy. It leads to numerous potential health issues, including heart disease, diabetes, strokes and excessive inner-thigh sweat.  So while everyone has their own likes and dislikes – big boobs versus small boobs, beefy arms or long slender arms and even dick size/shape, I just don’t see how any woman is going to purposely add more fat to her body to exacerbate the health issues she already has – and how any man is going to be even more attracted to her.

Then again…ugly people get laid every day so I guess I just shut down my own argument!

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