So the latest and greatest craze, made known by a Mr. Wright out in Utah who’s being sued by the SEC for a mishandling of funds (he was supposed to invest in real estate and securities for his investors and instead invested in his own lavish lifestyle), are Candwiches. Yes. The sandwich in a...
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Ok – I live in Ohio. As such, I’m a Cleveland Cavs fan. So needless to say, LeBron James jumping ship to go play with his buddies, while expected since he’s been such a cocknob for the last two months, still sucks because so much for loyalty to your home town you dick. Of...
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Ok – I’m starting to understand why there are stereotypes about woman being spineless fucking idiots. After reading these letters, I really want to slap these bitches up along side their heads and tell them to join the 21st century. DEAR ABBY: “Aaron” and I have been married five years, and I have...
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While perusing my Time magazine this morning, I came across an article discussing Skinbook. What is skinbook? Skinbook is the nudists’ solution to Facebook. Yes – it is a social networking site for people who prefer to be nude. Now, I’m all for being nude. I walk around naked around my house all the...
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So I think it’s time for some more quotes – some of these (ok, a lot of these) have been modified by myself and my co-worker CB….due to our continued struggle with the piece of shit software we are implementing which sucks our asses so hard you’d think we were sitting on Hoovers. A...
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