Candwiches….Really??
So the latest and greatest craze, made known by a Mr. Wright out in Utah who’s being sued by the SEC for a mishandling of funds (he was supposed to invest in real estate and securities for his investors and instead invested in his own lavish lifestyle), are Candwiches. Yes. The sandwich in a can. Yummy. HUH?
Available in three flavors, Grape PB&J, Strawberry PB&J and the ever-delectable BBQ Chicken, [go for the first two, they have a candy surprise inside!] these canned sandwiches are “the perfect product for people on the go such as students, construction workers, soccer moms and outdoor enthusiasts.” What’s even better is that they don’t have to be refrigerated and have a long shelf life! While the inventor is hoping to start mass production and marketing later this year, Mr. Wright, his primary financier, is presently fighting a lofty lawsuit since his investors thought they were investing in reputable securities and real estate deals, not his lifestyle and idea of canned sandwiches. However, inventor Mark Kirkland still plans and hopes to move forward, branching out his product to include Pepperoni Pizza Pocket and French Toast in a can as well! What the fuck? Because making your own sandwich and putting it into a Ziploc bag is just too much effort? You want something so chock full of preservatives that it has a long shelf life???
This is one of those ideas that’s right up there with canned whole chicken, fucking nasty ass Spam, canned bread and canned cheeseburgers. In fact, let’s visit some of the oddest canned food items out there. Join me as I puke.
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Oh my Fraking God! Because lounchables are not un-healthy enough, let's can them! Retarded! And all those other things you posted are creepy and made me gag, also, I jumped on my seat because I have a phobia towards scorpions! jajajajaja
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