JERSEY SHORE WHORES
Ok – I have heard about it for months now but have never watched it….I tried to watch it the other night with Doug and we lasted about 2 minutes before we said “what the fuck are we watching this for?” and turned the channel. We tuned in because all of his friends’ girlfriends/wives were going on and on about the show the other night and I literally walked away because my idea of a good time is NOT watching ghetto-hood-rat-whores and scuzzballs from the Toilet of America aka New Jersey drink their way into sex every night. Yes, I’m talking about Angelina “Legs Always Open for Business” , DJ Pauly D “Nice Tits” , JWOWW “What a Rack Serial Slut” , Ronnie “It’s OK To Admit You’re Gay and Have a 3 Inch Penis” , Sammi ”Grow Some Tits” , Snooki “The Tannest Munchkin from The Wizard of Oz Whorehouse”, The Situation “Holy Christ You Are Just Ugly” and Vinny “Thank God You’re Not My Cousin”…..aka Whore, Guido, Whore, Guido, Whore, Whore, Guido and Guido.
Bio’s for the castmates include:
Angelina “Legs Always Open for Business” is 22 and from Staten Island. She’s an NYC bartender and seems to cause conflicts among the male castmates – because no one likes sloppy seconds and she’s always fucking one of them, perhaps?
Jenni JWOWW “What a Rack Serial Slut” is 23 and claims to be a graphic designer…maybe for the porn industry. At least she admitted to buying her boobs….and has a problem being faithful as she too fucks her castmates.
Mike The Situation “Holy Christ You Are Just Ugly” is 27 (wow – aren’t you a bit old to be acting like this?) and is an assistant manager of a fitness center and he hopes to settle down. He also used to be an exotic dancer. This is the look of surprise I wish you could see on my face.
Snooki “The Tannest Munchkin from The Wizard of Oz Whorehouse” is 21 and wants to be a veterinary assistant….why, so dogs can start fucking you because you’ve already fucked all of Jersey? Snooki recently got arrested for a drunk & disorderly charge. Someone must have tried to let the air out of her hair poof.
DJ Pauly D “Nice Tits” is 28 (again – you’re too old for this shit you idiot) and (shocker) has a tanning bed in his house. He spends 25 minutes on his hair. He also has bigger tits than Jodie Foster.
Ronnie “It’s OK To Admit You’re Gay and Have a 3 Inch Penis” is 23 and from the Bronx. He likes to fuck around with his castmates – which is surprising, because he fucks around with the girls and not the guys because clearly, this short little guy is gay.
Sammi ”Grow Some Tits” is 22 and, well, needs to grow some tits. Do we really care about the rest of her bio?
Vinny “Thank God You’re Not My Cousin” is 21 and butt-fucking-ugly. He’d like to be an attorney if acting doesn’t work out. Good luck with that.
OH MY GOD. People actually watch this shit? Sluts with titties oozing out of their “good morning judge” dresses as they balance on their stiletto heels bought with daddy’s gold card, Guido’s with their gold chains rivaling Mr. T’s collection and hair greasier than a roller bearing….Jesus Christ. I think all fans of that show should be shot or at a minimum, fucking educated to give a shit about something a little more relevant than Jersey Twats and Greasers parading their shit on TV.
What’s even worse is to go to the MTV-sponsored website for this pile of Jersey Trash show and read the “fans’” comments. Sweet Jesus. Among them:
For Vinny: “Something about him makes him so much hotter than the other guys…” to which Keisha replied “He looks normal…his tan isn’t as orange as the other guys..he looks YUMMY.” He’s ugly you retarded twats.
For Snooki, after someone (accurately) commented “Ugly and fat..close ur mouth..ugly smile”….” funny how you talk but you don’t have a profile pic. up…you say people need to stop hating on angelina and sammi (i agree btw) but you need to stop hating on jwoww and snooki, they’re hot, and wayy better looking than angelina, she’s ugly compared to the other three women” People – seriously….you’re talking about people YOU DO NOT KNOW.
This poor child needs to get a life: “I love you all omg I love Jersey Shore you ppl complete me nxt to God nd’ Family nd’ friends ! looks like Ronnie nd’ Sammi are together awww.. I love those two together forreal nd’ for all of the haters go kick rocks ! they are going to be together if you like it or not ! ha love them ..love the whole cast sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo much ! *muah*”
These are the figures of our future… God fucking help us.
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Anyone that watches this show is as pathetic as the morons on it. My wife watches it and I told her the same thing. I have no respect for anyone that watches trash like this.
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goochmaster Reply:
October 21st, 2011 at 1:13 pm
u should develop a sense of humor. Maybe then ur wife would like u again, and i wouldn't have to keep fuckin her ugly ass
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goochmaster Reply:
October 21st, 2011 at 1:13 pm
u should develop a sense of humor. Maybe then ur wife would like u again, and i wouldn't have to keep fuckin her ugly ass
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I looked at that show for 5 minutes and came to the conclusion that the producers at what ever company that makes this tripe has more money than sense in what is good taste in television.
The guys are as ugly as sin and seem to be more vain than the woman, and the woman need a exercise regime real bad.
Hideous show about hideous ppl, made me mentally puke, I said to a friend, OMG this cant be a show, puke,puke,puke,, puked from looking at the woman on that show she is fat and looks like she sucks lemons in her free time, is she giving the producers BJ's or lots of cash to appeare on that show, i realy hope no ones p[aying them for that tripe.
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the jersey shore has a lot of whores today they are a dime a dozen. the women in this area are really dirt bags. they are the reason that good men today are single and do not have girlfriends it is there fault not ours. i speak for myself that i am trying to find a good woman today but they are so nasty today. where are the decent ones today?
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You are talking about people you do not know either. Whatever… I am not a big fan of the show, stumbled across this because I live at the Jersey Shore ( no not Seaside Heights ) But my goodness, you seem to have a self esteem problem to throw hate at people on a tv show and the people who are fans. Get a life!
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I think it is hilarious that you say you've only watched for "2 minutes" but have SO much to say about every person on the show. YOU talk like a complete trash bag, and seem to not be better than them AT ALL. Not agreeing with how they act is one thing, but taking jabs at Mike for being ugly and Sam for having a small chest is immature. I believe insecure people pick on others…
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sjtavo Reply:
March 23rd, 2011 at 4:43 pm
Of course I talk like a trash bag – this is a site for entertainment. God – has everyone lost their sense of humor? FYI I have never watched the shore – my commentary was based on the quotes of these gutter trash twats and my critiques of their pictures. I have a brain that I utilize and choose not to waste on reality TV crap.
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sjtavo Reply:
March 23rd, 2011 at 4:43 pm
Of course I talk like a trash bag – this is a site for entertainment. God – has everyone lost their sense of humor? FYI I have never watched the shore – my commentary was based on the quotes of these gutter trash twats and my critiques of their pictures. I have a brain that I utilize and choose not to waste on reality TV crap.
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Looking at the way you type and the childish insults you throw at them just shows how you are not any better than them. If you don't like the show…. DON'T WATCH IT!!!!!
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Disgusting scary because there are more stupid people than ever. Moving out of this F**d up idiocracy.
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goochmaster Reply:
October 21st, 2011 at 1:15 pm
moving out? to where? the whole world is packed with retards
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goochmaster Reply:
October 21st, 2011 at 1:15 pm
moving out? to where? the whole world is packed with retards
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