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Dear Abby: Our son, “Jason,” has decided to leave college with only two semesters left in order to pursue his love of river guiding and outdoor programs. While he was in school, his father and I paid for his cell phone, health and car insurance, rent and tuition because we wanted his focus to...
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  Ok – I have heard about it for months now but have never watched it….I tried to watch it the other night with Doug and we lasted about 2 minutes before we said “what the fuck are we watching this for?” and turned the channel.  We tuned in because all of his friends’...
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  1. People who say “can i borrow a kleenex?”  Please keep it – I’m not going to want it back after you snot in it.  That goes for a piece of gum, too. 2. People who put leashes on their kids – if you’re going to put a leash on them, could at...
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Ok….so here’s a bit of Monday humor…in the form of a collection of clusterfucked vintage ads… Seriously…the people who came up with this shit had to have been either drunk, stoned, dropping acid or screwing 12 year olds (you’ll see…) Adorable little fascist isn’t he? And I always thought the phrase was “Seeing is Believing!”...
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So recently, in Motala, Sweden, at a Mesolithic site,  researchers have unearthed quite the dildo. Or so it appears.  Carved out of antler bone, the phallic object is approximately 4 inches long and almost an inch in diameter.  You only need three inches to reach your G-spot ladies!  They’ve approximated the dynasty of the...
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