DEAR ABBY: My husband, “Harry,” and I had a good marriage for 25 years, but we have grown apart and have agreed to divorce when our child finishes college. We just don’t have a lot in common anymore. Harry is on the road a lot, and I have my own business. My problem is...
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Dear Abby: These People Are MORONS
Redbook’s “What a Man Really Wants in Bed.” (snore)
So as I’m perusing the internet, I stumble upon Redbook’s 10 Things Your Man Really Wants in Bed . This is ridiculous. Number one, ladies, if you don’t know how to please a man in bed (and I realize some of you may be young and inexperienced), you need to ask a girlfriend, email...
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Tips From The Millionaire Matchmaker…What?!!
Do we all know who Patti Stanger is? The Millionaire Matchmaker out in L.A.? I happen to be hooked on her show and ordered her book recently and thought I’d scour the internet for some dating tips from her. After, she’s the Jewish matchmaker guru goddess who finds true love for the millionaires of...
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Cranky Bitch
Do you ever wake up and you’re just not in a good mood? While you try to smile and joke with your boss and your friends, inside you’re just a gigantic cranky bitch who wants to tell the world to fuck off? When the annoying guy in your department asks you if you need...
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Dear Abby: Spoiled Rotten Children Annoy The Fuck Out Of Me
DEAR ABBY: I am a 16-year-old girl and I fight with my mother almost daily. It makes me sad and upset all the time, and I don’t know what to do. The last fight we had was over something so dumb I don’t even know why I dragged it out for so long. I...
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