Ok – so here’s how it goes. I meet this guy Shawn online. He looks really cute on his picture – he’s 6’5, tells me he’s a “bigger” guy….which is fine because I like bigger guys. So, due to his trip to Florida, we’ve been chatting every couple of days on the phone and...
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Shawn….is a DUD
This is a joke, right?..
Ok…I have fully accepted that the online dating sites is God’s way of just dicking with me. I do not think that I am ready for the Miss America contest – however, that having been said, I do not think I should be Ohio’s magnet for every freak, moron and fifty-year old man. Christ. ...
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meet Modern what’s-his-name
I am a magnet for weird guys. And assholes. And freaks. I realize that now (as I embrace my singlehood). Case in point. Modernborn is 40 and he has this to say…….. Tell me you love the paranormal movies Tell me you love to research and get excited [research what??? How’s research supposed to get...
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Online Dating…a work in progress
I have not had a chance yet to write this week – I’m too busy being sick and working til fucking 11:00 at night. But I’m not bitter. I did think I’d give you a preview of some of the fine specimens who have come my way… such as kenbell123, a big black man...
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Cheaters’ Excuses – Your Response Should Always Be “Kiss My Ass and Please DO Let the Door Hit You on the Ass on Your Way Out”
Cheaters can come up with some of the best/lamest excuses under the sun – ranging from blaming alcohol to you to the phase of the moon. Regardless of the excuse, cheating is inexcusable and practically unforgiveable. Remember ladies – once a cheater, ALWAYS a cheater. He was drunk. Not that I want to repeat...
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