Since I am presently in the throes of planning my delightfully small, intimate May wedding with the Dougster, and loving every minute of it, I thought I’d find some of our wonderfully inept Americans who are writing Dear Abby for wedding advice. And I managed to find some doozies. Here comes the bride….as dimwitted...
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Dear Abby – Here Comes the Bride!
How do you know you’ve found THE ONE:
When you call him from the jewelry store to say “hey, I’ve picked out the engagement ring I want….and my wedding band…and your wedding band…” he laughs, says he loves you and says “OK – thanks for saving me the trouble of having to figure out what to get you.” When you send him...
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12 Days of Christmas….And Then Some!
Last year, I entertained with the 36 days of Christmas. I didn’t want to let 2010 go without indulging in more of the same….mostly because right now as I think about the coming week or so, I’m trying not to hyperventilate as I figure out how we’re going to manage all the visiting and...
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Stay Away from the Crazies, Ladies!
Dear Abby: I am a 16-year-old girl with a problem I can’t talk to anyone about. I have been with my boyfriend, “Jon,” for about five months. He has always been kind of jealous and controlling. Recently my parents told me I couldn’t see him anymore. Jon became furious when I told him how...
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What’s wrong with Corporate America….is that it’s run by a bunch of Penises in Dockers.
Anymore, it seems that Corporate America Exec’s are making dumb decision after stupid decision after fucked up decision. The only common denominator seems to be the dicks between their legs. Today seems to have grown into a “Bring on the assholes, stupid decisions and general what the fuck day” so I am inspired...
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