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Guys – if you’re going to email a girl to get her attention and try to get her interested in you, do NOT say something like, oh I don’t know, “Hi I’m Mike – yea you’re kinda cute, let me know if you’re interested.” I know I’m not drop dead gorgeous, but telling me...
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You’ll wake up in the morning and when you see your car in the garage, you’ll wonder how it got there because you don’t remember driving home.  You’ll wake up in the morning and be impressed you remembered to lock your door, open it, and find your keys in the lock on the other...
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Because I seem to continue to get annoyed at little things lately….. Women who don’t use the toilet seat liners but instead splash their pee all over the toilet seat in a public restroom. Because that’s just what I needed, your piss to soak through the toilet liner I laid down. Assholes. Pubic hair....
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I know it’s hard to imagine, but I have a lot of pet peeves. Things that people do or say that just make me want to smack them up along side the head or run them over with my car, whatever happens first. Leashes on your kid. You know what I mean. Those things...
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We’re going to start a new category this week on Women’s Wit – it’s called Dear Abby, What the Fuck?! I’ll be scouring the publications for the best Dear Abby letters, putting them on here with Abby’s replies and then my own synopsis of them. There’s really no shortage of material because apparently there...
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