Ok….so here’s a bit of Monday humor…in the form of a collection of clusterfucked vintage ads… Seriously…the people who came up with this shit had to have been either drunk, stoned, dropping acid or screwing 12 year olds (you’ll see…) Adorable little fascist isn’t he? And I always thought the phrase was “Seeing is Believing!”...
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Vintage Ads…
Candwiches….Really??
So the latest and greatest craze, made known by a Mr. Wright out in Utah who’s being sued by the SEC for a mishandling of funds (he was supposed to invest in real estate and securities for his investors and instead invested in his own lavish lifestyle), are Candwiches. Yes. The sandwich in a...
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Exit LeBron James…Enter Jesse Jackson…You Jackass!
Ok – I live in Ohio. As such, I’m a Cleveland Cavs fan. So needless to say, LeBron James jumping ship to go play with his buddies, while expected since he’s been such a cocknob for the last two months, still sucks because so much for loyalty to your home town you dick. Of...
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Dear Abby…These Women Are Stupid
Ok – I’m starting to understand why there are stereotypes about woman being spineless fucking idiots. After reading these letters, I really want to slap these bitches up along side their heads and tell them to join the 21st century. DEAR ABBY: “Aaron” and I have been married five years, and I have...
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Skinbook…Nudists Unite!
While perusing my Time magazine this morning, I came across an article discussing Skinbook. What is skinbook? Skinbook is the nudists’ solution to Facebook. Yes – it is a social networking site for people who prefer to be nude. Now, I’m all for being nude. I walk around naked around my house all the...
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