So I think it’s time for some more quotes – some of these (ok, a lot of these) have been modified by myself and my co-worker CB….due to our continued struggle with the piece of shit software we are implementing which sucks our asses so hard you’d think we were sitting on Hoovers. A...
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There is certainly never a low supply of dumbasses in this country. While perusing the internet this morning, I came across some real gems. Happy Friday! Why you shouldn’t drink and and float…. Some dumbass apparently passed out on a pool float while out in the ocean near a Tampa Beach area and...
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DEAR ABBY: I’m a 15-year-old boy who is trying to figure out my career. I’m with “Jen,” the girl of my dreams, and I intend on being with her forever. We plan to have kids in the future. I want to be a pilot, and Jen wants to be a stay-at-home mom. I realize,...
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All relationships go through different phases of “comfort-level” – you know what I mean….those phases of “I’m comfortable enough to do THIS in front of him but not THAT” kind of comfort-levels. It dawned on me yesterday when I was sitting on the toilet peeing as my boyfriend walked naked into the living room...
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Ok have you heard about this yet? Donna Simpson, a New Jersey (USA) woman is striving to exceed her current weight of 600 pounds and push for the 1,000 pound mark. Yes – you read that right. 1,000 pounds. Half a ton. What the fuck is wrong with this person and the 150 pound...
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