When you’re 6 years old, you’re still peeing in the bushes with boys, playing the tickle game and going on bike rides together. When you’re 8 years old, you’re going to your first sleep-overs and talking about which boys have the most cooties. When you’re 10 years old, you’re experiencing your first head-over-heels Oh...
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The Evolution of a Girl’s Heart…and Vagina
Dear Abby…Really, What The Fuck??
DEAR ABBY: I recently got genital herpes. I am very depressed over it and am experiencing a lot of difficulties, not to mention the expense. The man I caught the virus from, “Jack,” claims he didn’t know he had herpes. I don’t know what to believe, except that I should be compensated. My life...
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More of A Real Girlfriend….
A real girlfriend buys you a pack of 50 AA batteries for Christmas every year….for your collection of vibrators. A real girlfriend will not comment negatively on the skeezball you’re dating because she knows you and realizes that in about four days, you’ll be done with him and his name won’t even be remembered,...
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Why Would You Pay A Lunatic For Relationship Advice??
As I had to hear from him late last week due to my email SNAFU, I wondered what was new with CG. I still get periodic texts from my friends “CG alert – crossing campus” whenever they see him at school ….so I checked out his blog and his complete and total bullshit “relationship”...
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Spiders….Fuckity Fuck Fuck Fuck
So the other day, I go to my parents’ house with Doug for a family dinner, including my brother, his wife and my baby nephew. During dinner, my sister-in-law blurts out “OH MY GOD – remind me to show you the picture of this huge spider we had to kill the other day!” Now...
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