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DEAR ABBY: My wife, “Alana,” and I have been married for 14 years. In many ways our marriage is good, but our sex life is horrible. In my opinion, it has never been good. As time passes, I feel more and more anger toward her. Alana is attractive and physically fit; I don’t understand...
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Ok…so it’s summertime.  You know what that means….community fairs, picnics, cookouts, amusement parks and people forgetting that mirrors were invented to ensure that we didn’t have to see their back fat, hard nipples and a multitude of other fashion and common sense clusterfucks when getting dressed in the morning.  So here’s a few tips...
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DEAR ABBY: I was in and out of a relationship with “Bob” for four years, and we recently split up again. Last September I bought an airline ticket for him to accompany me on a Florida vacation, but we broke up, so I cashed in his ticket. Bob keeps calling me and saying he...
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Ok, so I travelled to Arizona this weekend for a conference and it reminded me that there are just a shit-ton of fucking idiots who don’t understand that there are certain rules of etiquette when flying, as well as there’s a certain routine to be followed to minimize your problems while travelling, as well...
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When you’re 6  years old, you’re still peeing in the bushes with boys, playing the tickle game and going on bike rides together. When you’re 8 years old, you’re going to your first sleep-overs and talking about which boys have the most cooties. When you’re 10 years old, you’re experiencing your first head-over-heels Oh...
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