DEAR ABBY: I recently got genital herpes. I am very depressed over it and am experiencing a lot of difficulties, not to mention the expense. The man I caught the virus from, “Jack,” claims he didn’t know he had herpes. I don’t know what to believe, except that I should be compensated. My life...
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A real girlfriend buys you a pack of 50 AA batteries for Christmas every year….for your collection of vibrators. A real girlfriend will not comment negatively on the skeezball you’re dating because she knows you and realizes that in about four days, you’ll be done with him and his name won’t even be remembered,...
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As I had to hear from him late last week due to my email SNAFU, I wondered what was new with CG. I still get periodic texts from my friends “CG alert – crossing campus” whenever they see him at school ….so I checked out his blog and his complete and total bullshit “relationship”...
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So the other day, I go to my parents’ house with Doug for a family dinner, including my brother, his wife and my baby nephew. During dinner, my sister-in-law blurts out “OH MY GOD – remind me to show you the picture of this huge spider we had to kill the other day!” Now...
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Ok, I really might have to give this up, folks, because I swear the players keep getting scarier and scarier. Jesus. Dear God, and Shaun who introduced us, Thank you for sending me my boy Doug – because of him, I will not be subjecting myself to the Hell of online dating. So my...
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