DEAR ABBY: I walked into my dorm room and heard my roommate having sex in the bathroom. I promptly called my girlfriend to ask if she wanted to meet me. No sooner had I entered her number than I heard my girlfriend’s ring tone coming from our bathroom. It was her.
I clicked off, left...
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Dear Abby…I Hate Stupid People
SJ’s Proposed Laws
You know, there are a shit ton of crazy laws out there. Such as:
Arizona: it’s illegal to take naked photographs before noon on Sunday.
Arkansas: anyone caught stealing soap must wash himself with it until it’s all used up.
California: it is illegal to cry on the witness stand in L.A. courts.
California:...
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Recently, a blogger offered the following tips to overcome jealousy in a relationship…here is a synopsis of the posting at http://yourlovetips91.blogspot.com/2009/11/ways-to-overcome-jealousy-in.html
1. Win over your rival – however, rather than befriend your rival, I believe the writer meant to win the game – somehow, become better, hotter, more desirable than your rival.
2. Tell your...
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