Dear Abby: Our son, “Jason,” has decided to leave college with only two semesters left in order to pursue his love of river guiding and outdoor programs. While he was in school, his father and I paid for his cell phone, health and car insurance, rent and tuition because we wanted his focus to...
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Dear Abby…What the Fuck?
Dear Abby….Stupidity and Whores Abound!
Dear Abby…These Women Are Stupid
Ok – I’m starting to understand why there are stereotypes about woman being spineless fucking idiots. After reading these letters, I really want to slap these bitches up along side their heads and tell them to join the 21st century. DEAR ABBY: “Aaron” and I have been married five years, and I have...
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Dear Abby….Really??
DEAR ABBY: My wife, “Alana,” and I have been married for 14 years. In many ways our marriage is good, but our sex life is horrible. In my opinion, it has never been good. As time passes, I feel more and more anger toward her. Alana is attractive and physically fit; I don’t understand...
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Cut Me Some Slack…and Dear Abby, Jesus Christ!
Ok – so I officially suck. I don’t know what’s happened to my time management but I am slowly realizing that I need to get back into the grind of things because my house needs dusted, my laundry needs done and I need to do some fucking writing! It’s hard to be a cynical...
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Dear Abby…In the Words of the Ever-Sexy Adam Ant – Goody Two Shoes…Don’t Drink, Don’t Smoke, What Do You Do??!
DEAR ABBY: My husband and I had fun coming up with cars that fit with certain professions (Jan. 23). It made a long car ride seem short. Here’s what we came up with: The Greek epic poet Homer would have a Honda Odyssey, and a firefighter a Chevy Blazer. An entomologist would crawl through...
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