Lessons, Guidelines, Rules to live by

  1. People who say “can i borrow a kleenex?”  Please keep it – I’m not going to want it back after you snot in it.  That goes for a piece of gum, too. 2. People who put leashes on their kids – if you’re going to put a leash on them, could at...
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So I think it’s time for some more quotes – some of these (ok, a lot of these) have been modified by myself and my co-worker CB….due to our continued struggle with the piece of shit software we are implementing which sucks our asses so hard you’d think we were sitting on Hoovers.  A...
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All relationships go through different phases of “comfort-level” – you know what I mean….those phases of “I’m comfortable enough to do THIS in front of him but not THAT” kind of comfort-levels.  It dawned on me yesterday when I was sitting on the toilet peeing as my boyfriend walked naked into the living room...
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Ok…so it’s summertime.  You know what that means….community fairs, picnics, cookouts, amusement parks and people forgetting that mirrors were invented to ensure that we didn’t have to see their back fat, hard nipples and a multitude of other fashion and common sense clusterfucks when getting dressed in the morning.  So here’s a few tips...
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For the record, to all the naysayers out there, all the crazy ex’s who’d say “you can’t expect to find that in one man” or “you shouldn’t have rules, nobody’s perfect,” I say a big Fuck You, it’s been great proving you wrong. Recall, my readers, my “If you want to date me” rules...
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