You know, there are a shit ton of crazy laws out there. Such as: Arizona: it’s illegal to take naked photographs before noon on Sunday. Arkansas: anyone caught stealing soap must wash himself with it until it’s all used up. California: it is illegal to cry on the witness stand in...
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Lessons, Guidelines, Rules to live by
Life’s Lessons I’ve learned, Guidelines for Life and Rules of Life
SJ’s Proposed Laws
The Ultimate Dear John Letter
Have you ever broken up with someone and after it was all said and done, you had ten more things you wish you would have said but never did? Allow me. I have gone through every man I have ever had any kind of relationship with and included him in the Ultimate Dear John...
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Understanding Women
Everywhere I look, there are “guides” to understanding women (please note, there aren’t NEARLY as many for understanding men). The underlying theme seems to be that women are confusing, you can’t figure them out and it’s hopeless so pretty much just keep your mouth shut, go with the flow and deal with it. Give...
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Redbook’s “What a Man Really Wants in Bed.” (snore)
So as I’m perusing the internet, I stumble upon Redbook’s 10 Things Your Man Really Wants in Bed . This is ridiculous. Number one, ladies, if you don’t know how to please a man in bed (and I realize some of you may be young and inexperienced), you need to ask a girlfriend, email...
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Does A Dick Make You Unable To Comprehend?
It never ceases to amaze me when I compare notes with other women, man’s lack of understanding that we are just not interested in them. Whether it’s following up after a break-up, a bad date or a bad conversation, men just don’t seem to get it. And yes, gentlemen readers who read my blog,...
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