Life’s Lessons I’ve learned, Guidelines for Life and Rules of Life
Ok…so it’s summertime. You know what that means….community fairs, picnics, cookouts, amusement parks and people forgetting that mirrors were invented to ensure that we didn’t have to see their back fat, hard nipples and a multitude of other fashion and common sense clusterfucks when getting dressed in the morning. So here’s a few tips...
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For the record, to all the naysayers out there, all the crazy ex’s who’d say “you can’t expect to find that in one man” or “you shouldn’t have rules, nobody’s perfect,” I say a big Fuck You, it’s been great proving you wrong. Recall, my readers, my “If you want to date me” rules...
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You know, there are a shit ton of crazy laws out there. Such as: Arizona: it’s illegal to take naked photographs before noon on Sunday. Arkansas: anyone caught stealing soap must wash himself with it until it’s all used up. California: it is illegal to cry on the witness stand in...
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Have you ever broken up with someone and after it was all said and done, you had ten more things you wish you would have said but never did? Allow me. I have gone through every man I have ever had any kind of relationship with and included him in the Ultimate Dear John...
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Everywhere I look, there are “guides” to understanding women (please note, there aren’t NEARLY as many for understanding men). The underlying theme seems to be that women are confusing, you can’t figure them out and it’s hopeless so pretty much just keep your mouth shut, go with the flow and deal with it. Give...
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