Don’t cook. Don’t clean. No man will ever make love to a woman because she waxed the linoleum. ‘My God, the floor’s immaculate. Lie down, you hot bitch!’
– Joan Rivers.
We should pass a new law. Nobody can get famous just by sleeping with a celebrity and getting naked in a magazine. You have to...
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Quotes to live by
More Quotes From the Superior Species, the Vaginas!
Irony is…
Irony is finding out the man you had a year-long affair with, who just couldn’t bring himself to fulfill his promises to you and get a divorce, gets a divorce a few years later because he finds out his wife was cheating on HIM.
Irony is POA’s girlfriend buying you a drink when everyone is...
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Quotes I like
There’s nothing I love better than a good, or completely sarcastic, inspirational quote. So here are some I’ve collected all year…..
If homosexuality is a disease, let’s all call in queer to work: “Hello. Can’t work today. Still Queer.” -Robin Tyler
Food is like sex – when you abstain, even the worst stuff begins to look...
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