So I think it’s time for some more quotes – some of these (ok, a lot of these) have been modified by myself and my co-worker CB….due to our continued struggle with the piece of shit software we are implementing which sucks our asses so hard you’d think we were sitting on Hoovers. A...
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Don’t cook. Don’t clean. No man will ever make love to a woman because she waxed the linoleum. ‘My God, the floor’s immaculate. Lie down, you hot bitch!’ – Joan Rivers. We should pass a new law. Nobody can get famous just by sleeping with a celebrity and getting naked in a magazine. You...
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There’s nothing I love better than a good, or completely sarcastic, inspirational quote. So here are some I’ve collected all year….. If homosexuality is a disease, let’s all call in queer to work: “Hello. Can’t work today. Still Queer.” -Robin Tyler Food is like sex – when you abstain, even the worst stuff begins...
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