Sorry I’ve been out of touch, readers. Work was getting totally chaotic and then Oops! I slipped and fell for the most amazing man I’ve ever met in my life – I have proceeded to spend every single night with him since I’ve met him, wondering in amazement how lucky it was that I...
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Absence Makes The Heart Grow Fonder
Bastardized Nursery Rhymes
Jack and Jill went up the hill,
To fectch a pail of water.
Jack fell down and broke his crown,
And after saying “you stupid dumbass”
Jill came giggling after.
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall,
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall,
Stupid fucking egg…and then you
Bitched and moaned because
All the King’s horses and all the King’s men
Couldn’t put your stupid...
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Coming Soon!
A bastardization of the old time favorites, the nursery rhyme. You know, Jack and Jill, Old Mother Hubbard, Wee Willie Winkie. Why? Because I can and because it will make you laugh and frankly, I’m tired of everywhere I turn, there’s all this serious shit going on – Haiti’s in ruins, it’s Valentine’s Day-...
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Tips From The Millionaire Matchmaker…What?!!
Do we all know who Patti Stanger is? The Millionaire Matchmaker out in L.A.? I happen to be hooked on her show and ordered her book recently and thought I’d scour the internet for some dating tips from her. After, she’s the Jewish matchmaker guru goddess who finds true love for the millionaires of...
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Cranky Bitch
Do you ever wake up and you’re just not in a good mood? While you try to smile and joke with your boss and your friends, inside you’re just a gigantic cranky bitch who wants to tell the world to fuck off?
When the annoying guy in your department asks you if you need something,...
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