I know it’s hard to imagine, but I have a lot of pet peeves. Things that people do or say that just make me want to smack them up along side the head or run them over with my car, whatever happens first. Leashes on your kid. You know what I mean. Those things...
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Please be considerate….pick a good day to die
So this past Tuesday was my birthday. Around 7, my best friend texts me as she usually does to wish me a happy birthday and tell me that she loves me. About five minutes later, she tells me that it seems her mom isn’t up yet. Strange. Very strange, because Patti’s always up in...
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Why I Don’t Drink Cherry Bombs (anymore)
A few years ago, cherry bombs (3 Olive Cherry vodka, red bull and a splash of grenadine) were the new craze in my town. I got to where that was all I would drink – cherry bombs on ice. It was my signature cocktail. My ex-boyfriend and I shared a love (although his is...
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Girlfriends Are STILL Priceless!
A REAL girlfriend will beam with pride when her 14 year old daughter tells her fiancé that she wants to be just like YOU when she grows up because you’re a professional. When he says that he’s a professional too, your girlfriend will laugh her ass of when her daughter doesn’t miss a beat...
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Stop with the Evil Vindictive Bitch Routine Already!
Ok ladies – as infuriating as men can be sometimes, there’s really no reason to carry on a vindictive rampage for more than a couple days. I have been privy to several women’s vindictive warpaths over the years and really, in the end, rather than coming off as the superior partner in the relationship,...
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