Since I am presently in the throes of planning my delightfully small, intimate May wedding with the Dougster, and loving every minute of it, I thought I’d find some of our wonderfully inept Americans who are writing Dear Abby for wedding advice. And I managed to find some doozies. Here comes the bride….as dimwitted...
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When you call him from the jewelry store to say “hey, I’ve picked out the engagement ring I want….and my wedding band…and your wedding band…” he laughs, says he loves you and says “OK – thanks for saving me the trouble of having to figure out what to get you.” When you send him...
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I’m bored. Enjoy. “I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.” -Steve Martin “Sex without love is a meaningless experience. But as meaningless experiences go, it’s one of the best.” –Woody Allen “Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don’t have a good partner,...
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Ok – I have heard about it for months now but have never watched it….I tried to watch it the other night with Doug and we lasted about 2 minutes before we said “what the fuck are we watching this for?” and turned the channel. We tuned in because all of his friends’...
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1. People who say “can i borrow a kleenex?” Please keep it – I’m not going to want it back after you snot in it. That goes for a piece of gum, too. 2. People who put leashes on their kids – if you’re going to put a leash on them, could at...
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