Ok have you heard about this yet? Donna Simpson, a New Jersey (USA) woman is striving to exceed her current weight of 600 pounds and push for the 1,000 pound mark. Yes – you read that right. 1,000 pounds. Half a ton. What the fuck is wrong with this person and the 150 pound...
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Dear Abby What the Fuck Is Wrong With These Idiots??
DEAR ABBY: I was in and out of a relationship with “Bob” for four years, and we recently split up again. Last September I bought an airline ticket for him to accompany me on a Florida vacation, but we broke up, so I cashed in his ticket. Bob keeps calling me and saying he...
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Airport/Airplane Etiquette….It’s Not That Hard People
Ok, so I travelled to Arizona this weekend for a conference and it reminded me that there are just a shit-ton of fucking idiots who don’t understand that there are certain rules of etiquette when flying, as well as there’s a certain routine to be followed to minimize your problems while travelling, as well...
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The Evolution of a Girl’s Heart…and Vagina
When you’re 6 years old, you’re still peeing in the bushes with boys, playing the tickle game and going on bike rides together. When you’re 8 years old, you’re going to your first sleep-overs and talking about which boys have the most cooties. When you’re 10 years old, you’re experiencing your first head-over-heels Oh...
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